Tim Fasano Says To Grab a Popcorn And Get Ready To Be Blown Away
Here's one more teaser from Tim Fasano. In this video, he reveals some Skunk Ape tracks and the people involved in the discovery. You'll have to wait until Monday to see the "clear evidence" that he's been claiming to have. Tim says it's going to be 24 minutes of "real evidence" suggesting two different species.
Monday you will see real evidence for the existence of both the Sasquatch and Skunk Ape living in Florida. You will see the animal commonly called a skunk ape on clear video. This is no blobsquatches; they are real. No charge either. We have found a range of population and are continuing field research. I want to thank kevin, George, Rob and Dave for their commitment to find the truth.
[via www.floridabigfoot.info]
Blow me...away.
ReplyDeleteErm..NO!!! Unless you're a good looking gal.
DeleteI'm already blown away by the epic music
ReplyDeleteI can't wait Tim I know you have something good!!! What time tomorrow will you air this?
ReplyDeleteYou don't need to worry about what time he's releasing it because you're not going to be able to sleep tonight while you tremble with anticipation. Just ride it out and click the ads on the site. Its a win win.
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DeleteBitter gay man.
Bahaaa!
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ReplyDeleteI just don't know how credible footprints are going to be anymore with these on the mainstream market and I've been seeing people wearing them too...
I rather like seeing the actual squatch.
Surely if this was happening all the time you would see similarities which would identify them.
DeleteFingers crossed.
ReplyDelete^^^^^^Taking plenty of NoDoz
Delete^^^^^^ Using plenty of preparation H
Delete^^^^^^ Jacking off and eating boogers
DeleteAnon 11:16,
DeleteLMFAO at your stupid ass! Moron! Don't you idiots EVER learn? That's a rhetorical question. Clown boy. Don't procreate.
^^^^^^Too late son.I did your mommy and you popped out 9 months later!!
DeleteSo whose your Daddy Bitch Boy!!
Can't wait to check it out!
ReplyDelete^^^^^^^^Just hooted a line of Meth for the ride .....
Delete^^^^^^ Thinks he's somehow better because he smokes his meth.
Delete^^^^^^ Just main streamed some meth in the Taterwhole.
Deletewhat's with all the ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^???
Delete^^^^^^ On a bad meth trip,doesn't know what's going on.
DeleteI hope he is at least creative with the hoaxed stuff.
ReplyDeleteWOOOOOOOOOOOW...U GUYZ HAVE ABSOLUTELY "ZERO" FAITH IN THIS TIM FASANO GUY..SMH HE MUST HAVE REALLY PISSED A LOT OF FOLKS OFF!!
ReplyDeleteTim footprints wont be good enough. Hope you have an actual animal on tape or it wont mean a thing
ReplyDeleteI've been a bigfoot enthusiast for 40 years. I've been waiting for decades to be blown away. Every other time there was supposedly something big, it turned out to be a colossal dud.
ReplyDeleteI hope this doesn't happen this time. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
Of course it will be a colossal dud, Tim is the boy who always cries wolf.
DeleteYou "hope "? Really? Still haven't figured it out, that's obvious.
DeleteWe should have a zero tolerance policy on hyping up bigfoot 'evidence'. Either show up when ready, or shut up until you are.
ReplyDeleteYes I totally agree with zero tolerance on hyping evidence!
Delete^^^^^ + 100,000,000
DeleteHow about zero tolerance on claiming there's Bigfoot with no evidence?
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DeleteI'm not giving him the benefit of the doubt.This is Tim fasano if he had anything more than prints or hoaxed footage he wouldn't be showing it for free.
ReplyDeleteI'll be curious to see how obviously hoaxed or misidentified his money shot is going to be.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet he filmed an orangutan at a zoo and will claim it's a Swamp ape in the wild.
LMFAO!!! I bet many-a-clown stay up all night tonight writhing with uncontrollable antifipation!!! Then, like clockwork, reality sets in immediately following.
ReplyDelete...and I'll bet you'll up with them douche and one of the first to comment about it tomorrow !
DeletePretend not to believe at JREF, they'll bleeve you !
^^^^^^^^^Uh, no, I won't be up. I have to work in the morning and support you welfare bums. You WILL be up though and that's solely because you're just the kind of loser that Fasano can depend on. Congratulations.
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DeleteUmmm...no matter how you slice and dice it you're an ignorant footer too asshole. I'm sure your family would attest to that too or are they all posting here also.
8:27 sounds like a closeted bitter gay man.
Deleteanon 8:03 is obviously retarded
Delete8:14, 8:42, 8:45 and 9:41
Delete^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 4 degenerates beyond a shadow of a Bigfoot!!!
LMFAO! You losers are pathetic!
Tim if any guys show up dressed in black,please dont answer the door..atleast til tuesday. they will take your film to the same place they took rick dyers bigfoot corpse. is there room to land a helocopter there?
ReplyDeletePlease no more foot prints or tracks! Hope he filmed a live animal even if it is an orangutan or similar ape.I WOULD SAY ITS A SWAMP APE THEN.
ReplyDeleteIf you thought blobsquatches were cool, check out tim's blob prints. Was I suppose to be seeing something in this "teaser"? I saw some really big pixels if that's what you were going for.
ReplyDeleteIts free folks... Proof that Fasano is not a real Footer.
DeleteNot necessarily, maybe Tim's turned over a new leaf. Maybe after years of hoaxing and bullshiting Tim has had a epiphany and decided to become a serious Bigfoot researcher. Who knows, Fasano may just be the man who finally proves Bigfoot's existance.
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Yea, footprints are not a big deal so much anymore. I am anxious to see the skunk ape video that is promised.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the science, where are the Nephilim? Neanderthalis, human eating, ET top predator Earth deployment and evolvment project for placing on other mean ass worlds to be dominated.
ReplyDeleteOmg, yer sick.
DeleteI think anon had taken the Bible way out of context.
DeletePerhaps, perhaps not... We were firing musket balls at each other just a couple of years ago... Anon8.51 has a point.
DeleteAnon 8:56 you are obviously anon 8:51.
Deletewhy don't you post the videos in a form that everybody can view?? I am getting tired of this bullshit.
ReplyDeleteI can help here folks, I speak English. He says that we will see the animal commonly called the skunk ape on clear video. Therefore, if he does not show us clear video of the animal itself, we never have to listen to anything he has to say ever again.
ReplyDeleteAnon 1018, you take the air right out of it.
DeletePopcorn laced with magic mushrooms and LSD is a must to make the viewing experience more believable...
ReplyDeleteIt'll still look like a pony
DeleteTim is struggling to get 1 million views.He is counting on this putting him over the top
ReplyDeleteDon't hate on Timmy, it will give him an excuse to bail out.
ReplyDeleteWhat was Matty paying per minute of film? This could be a big payday for Timmy, even with the convention right around the corner.
it is 941 tim time. where is it?
ReplyDeleteNow how many more minutes?
ReplyDeleteIn typical footer fashion, you are all filled with hate. Bunch of cannibals, you are.
ReplyDeleteDude, that's like insulting to actual cannibals, most of whom are smart enough not to believe in Bigfoot.
DeleteDoes that mean we eat the hoaxers?
DeleteIn typical closet bleever fashion they're here waiting for evidence then pretending not too.
DeleteShut up bozo. They, like you, are waiting here to mock Tim Fasano.
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DeleteAre you pretending not to believe ?
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DeleteAre you pretending not to be gay?
He posted the video and as I expected, it's a bunch of nothing.
ReplyDeleteNew sighting at Ojibwe rez in northern Ontario...Phantoms and Monsters. Other Bigfoot information in Pennsylvania
ReplyDeletePOPCORN IS READY WHERE THE DAMN VIDEO.....
ReplyDeleteNow how many more minutes?
ReplyDeleteY'all just calm yourselves down now ya hear. Tim Fasino moves at the speed of Tim Fasino, he ain't the worlds fastest footer.
Deletemaybe we miss understood and there is small print referring to a Monday no specifically this one?
ReplyDeleteYou people are Fasano's puppets. He is sitting at his computer masturbating, while he thinks about how he controls all of you.
ReplyDeleteonto the popcorn your eating
DeleteAccording to - http://www.floridabigfoot.info/2012/08/review-of-finding-skunk-ape.html - we must have missed the release. However they made a great review of the video. I guess this way you put less effort into faking a video, just write a review of the video.
ReplyDeleteClassic Fasano -- writing his own website's review.
DeleteNothing right? Same old bullshit! Promises and promises that go nowhere! If this loser really wanted to do something worth while and really help the BF Community out then he should just put a bullet in his fucking mouth. Fuckin loser cab driver who is nothing more then a complete failure at anything he does. Fat fuckin piece of shit con artist. Grainy shit videos with fake prints that he made. We should boycott this motherless shit stain and make sure he never puts another video up. He wants to be a researcher, a photographer, an explorer, an actor or a celebrity in general yet he brings nothing to the table. No talent. No ideas. No originality. Nothing. Dude grow the fuck up and act like a man not a 10 year old child . I mean why stop there…why don’t you also become a firefighter, an astronaut, a cowboy and a singer? You are a living text book definition of the word failure! You will never ever go anywhere in life and you will never amount to anything so stop prolonging the inevitable. Except your limitations. Except that you are a pathetic cab driver who will die fat, broke and lonely because that’s exactly what you deserve for being a deceitful coward.
ReplyDeleteI heard he was done with Bigfoot and moving on to ghost! Need I say more?
Calm down sunshine, no need to be so angry. Bigfoot wants you to be happy, not sad. So let's see a big smile to cheer up Bigfoot.
DeleteThat shit's fucking hysterical. I can't believe anyone would actually get upset that Tim Fasino, the notorious failure, continues to be a failure.
Delete9:31 sounds like a JREF'er.
DeleteAnd in other news, Jonathan got another wittle hard-on because he got to type JREF'er again today.
DeleteKinda like when you stare at Randi's picture.
DeleteAnon@11:04=Stankape the Cork Soaker
DeleteHe put the video up...its 10 minutes of Tims morbidly obese mother as shes walking around the yard naked eating apples.
ReplyDeleteHe edited out the part where she squats down and shits on the floor.He thinks you should pay to see that. ROTF....
If you have something to say BloodBomber go ahead and say it man!
ReplyDeleteTick to the Tock, Fast Timmy. I can tell with absolute certainty that if we do not see this footage in the next 10 hours, you will be one of history's biggest punch lines. Roll the dice, Timmy.
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The Fasano has released a 24 minute video which has been hyped.
ReplyDeleteWe can't say much or take took a look at it, as it's only in his head but...
The video reportedly delivers. There are no town halls or Bigfoot. You are transported in a cinematic fashion into the deep regions of the swamp jungle were the Fasano's mother lives.
The Fasano waist no time in getting down to business and attempts climbing on a tree in the swamps (which shatters, possible tree knocking?).
The video moves at a fast pace to avoid showing anything and is long on shit and short on anything real.
The most dramatic sequence is after kayaking for three hours the Fasano has a heart attack.
There is no suit in a freezer. No Bigfoot, no green night vision, and no "we know for a fact". There is also a lack of "Did you hear that?" "Did you see that? " because such terms are not understood by the Fasano.
Now how many more minutes? I have to go to the bathroom.
ReplyDeletewhere is this video then ?
ReplyDeleteThe elves stole it
DeleteFucking elves, always stealing shit.
DeleteThey are just mad no one is filming them, they are very voyeuristic
DeleteI just got fired from my job for taking the day off and now nothing. Thanks Fatsano !
ReplyDeleteIt's funny cause it's true.
DeleteYou did get fired 10:56 ? You dumbass!
DeleteAh hahahaha! Perfect moron.
DeleteWHERE THE FUCK IS THE VIDEO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteQuit hating on Timmy and his momma. He said you need popcorn and the growing season for those that started late is at least 100 days. Little bird says Tommy and Matty are in a bidding war for the rights, this could stretch on for a week or more. A week or more is the ASLOABH.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Fasano does not own a watch. It was fun while it lasted......
ReplyDeleteWay to manage people's expectations, Fasano. Footage shoulda been up almost an hour ago. Get it together.
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ReplyDelete....crickets.....
So a Swamp Ape walks into a bar and says....
.....more crickets.....
Fasano is a pricktoid!
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