This Incredibly Bad Bigfoot Footage Will Make You Facepalm

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Jesus, people. If you're going to make a Bigfoot video, at least try to sound believable. Both the woman and the man in this clip sound like they were trying too hard not to laugh. This video was posted yesterday and if they had gotten better people to pull off this hoax, they would probably be at 100,000 views by now.


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  1. SasquaiNationTuesday, August 14, 2012 at 11:32:00 AM PDT

    ????............AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    That was the worst video in recent memory. Maybe FB/FB will "deshake" this and confirm it a hoax on 6 points.
    The acting is so bad they just keep repeating themselves because they couldn't remember the script.
    The kids are still the best so far.

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  2. AnonymousTuesday, August 14, 2012 at 11:51:00 AM PDT

    Sasqui, I've already confirmed this one on at least three points.

    1. Obnoxious shouting.
    2. Shaky/shitty camera work.
    3. No earthly reason to be filming anything.

    d3w177

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  3. girl56Tuesday, August 14, 2012 at 12:49:00 PM PDT

    Pathetic...

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  4. laissezfairescienceTuesday, August 14, 2012 at 12:51:00 PM PDT

    The problem with Bigfoot is he's blurry.
    -Social Scientist Mitch Hedburg

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  5. laissezfairescienceTuesday, August 14, 2012 at 12:52:00 PM PDT

    Everybody look out here comes a big blurry monster!

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  6. AnonymousTuesday, August 14, 2012 at 1:06:00 PM PDT

    The guy yelling "son of a bitch" sounds like Kermit the frog.

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  7. AnonymousTuesday, August 14, 2012 at 3:04:00 PM PDT

    "Get 'im!" LMAO!!!

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  8. AnonymousTuesday, August 14, 2012 at 4:28:00 PM PDT

    Is it really a hoax if no reasonable person could take it seriously?

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, August 14, 2012 at 5:54:00 PM PDT

      i have face palmed so much on this site i have a permanent imprint on my face.

      Delete
  9. AnonymousTuesday, August 14, 2012 at 6:45:00 PM PDT

    To bad smeja was not there to shoot the guy in the monkey suit.

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  10. AdamTuesday, August 14, 2012 at 7:42:00 PM PDT

    Oy.

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  11. AnonymousTuesday, August 14, 2012 at 8:32:00 PM PDT

    That bitch was worse than Stuttering Stanley!!! Stuttering Stanley!!! Stuttering Stanley!!!


    "CA CA CA...I I closer? I don't....CA CA CA.... I I I...CA CA CA"

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    1. Dr.RocksoWednesday, August 15, 2012 at 11:34:00 AM PDT

      What's up,its Dr.Rockso.
      I'M B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BACK, BABY! MY NAME'S DOCTOR ROCKSO, THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN, AND I DO COCAINE!"

      Delete
  12. trollTuesday, August 14, 2012 at 10:02:00 PM PDT

    if you pause it looks real to me.not saying it is real.

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  13. mrs. nancy pelosiWednesday, August 15, 2012 at 6:28:00 AM PDT

    this crap gives us white folk a bad name! or could it be a mexican going in the wrong direction for his/her FREE health-care? vote republican if you want to be able to pull off stupid hoaxes like this. meaning vote demo and our freedoms will go bye, bye's like this fake sasquatch. those demo-punk's will tax hoaxes next. oh yea i'd rather have bigfoot running this country than the commie bastard in our white house!

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