Robert Lindsay Has A Spy In Ketchum's Sasquatch Protection Group
To actually get into Dr. Melba Ketchum's Sasquatch Protection Group, our source told us that the only way is by invitation. After getting invited, a criminal background check is run on you and you're required to sign a NDA promising you won't talk about The Sasquatch Protection Group. According to one person who refused to drink lamb blood during a ritual, the group is part of a larger secret society operating and managing the main actions of the governments of the world. It is believed that they wish to create a One World Government based on humanist and atheist principles-- OK, we made that whole part up and all you really need to do to join is get your nose a little brown.
Robert Lindsay got an exclusive interview with a member from the group, and she revealed to him that yes, the Dogman is real, Ketchum's paper may be published in the Nature group journal.
Possible hint to the journal where Dr. Melba Ketchum Bigfoot DNA study will be published. One of my sources is a young woman with deep links to the Ketchum study. I had the following conversation with her recently.
RL: Do you know the name of the journal?
Source: (excitedly) Yes! I do! (Laughs).
RL: Do you know the name of the journal.
Source: (excitedly) Yes! I do!
RL: What!? What the?! Can you tell me the name of it?
Source: (slyly) No, I can’t. I’m sorry. I can’t do that.
RL: Hmmmm. Is it at Nature Magazine?
Source: (insinuating) Well…you’re close…Let’s just put it that way…Hmmm. Let’s see now. Does Nature have other journals associated with it? Say a group of affiliated journals?
RL: Yes, they do, as a matter of fact. There is a whole group associated with them, the Nature group…
Source: (Hinting tone) Well, then, I would suggest that you might want to look there…
RL: An affiliated Nature group journal?
Source: Yes…
Well, there you have it, folks. Put on your thinking caps and get cracking on the mystery.
Ketchum paper may not be released via Newswise list of embargoed journals. Not many folks know this, but there is a secret group on Facebook that has been set up for the Ketchum DNA project. Ketchum and Sally Ramey, her publicist, pretty much hold down the fort there. The group has about 300 members and is impossible to infiltrate (I know because I tried). The only way to get in is by invite and you have to have a long track record of interest in Bigfoot with a known identity. All email addresses are checked to try to ferret out imposters. They are unbelievably paranoid and the group goes completely dark periodically for mysterious and unknown reasons. Numerous members of the group are now apparently “suspected leakers” and have been shut out of news and updates. Bottom line is it’s basiclaly impossible to infiltrate or get any spies in there. I won’t tell you the name, but it’s something along the lines of The Sasquatch Protection Group. Don’t bother trying to join because you won’t get in.
[via robertlindsay.wordpress.com]
Robert Lindsay is a media hore!
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DeleteYou peeps that have problems with whores are not very traveled I suspect.
DeleteYour mom, the town bicycle, is very well traveled.
DeleteSo is her tatorhole!
DeleteErr, um, yes that was what I was getting at.
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ReplyDeleteRobert's "good for business" idea doesn't seem to be working well anymore. Go TTBF!!!
ReplyDeleteI think you meant. Robert Lindsay does not equal "good business" anymore.
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the funniest part of this is that submitters are not barred from saying where they have submitted a paper for publication. this is all such a boondoggle
ReplyDeleteThat's an odd conversation. The words used, the way it's written. Seems straight out of someone's head rather than off a dictaphone.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree with you! He's just makin shit up! And being very vague about the way he does it, so that anything he writes can appear to be like he knew what he was talking about.
DeleteI don't use my dick to phone. I use my fingers to phone. How bout you?
DeleteLadies and Gentlemen Robert Lindsay, woohoooo give it up and ladies he is single........and fellas
DeleteRobert, please weigh in on the taterhole controversy.
DeleteThere's a taterhole controversy now?
DeleteI use Siri, thanks for asking
DeleteThat was a good story Robbie, will you tell us another one tomorrow. I like made up fables.
ReplyDeleteLol Phil! The guy is a piece of work!
DeleteI actually think Robert is making this shit up to get Ketchum to make some kind of statement. RL has to be trolling her. It's not possible to be this dumb. Oh yeah, I forgot who were talking about.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, you might be on to something. Doesn't Ketchum have a history of throwing hissy-fits whenever someone says something about her? I thought she even released a statement that the “Sally” on this website isn't the real Sally. Maybe Lindsay is trying to goad her into making a statement in the hopes that she'll reveal some new information.
DeleteI honestly think that's the case.
Deletei like robs updates.i dont understand why everyone has to rip on him.who cares how he lives life or has made mistakes on some info he throws out.he has excitement and passtion for the big fella like alot of us have.look in the mirror before bashing other people for trying to get leaks in awesome news soon to come out.at least his trying.no one is perfect.
ReplyDeleteo and by the way im thinking national Geographic is going to be the one linked up with ketchum.what do you think rob? matt
DeleteYes, rumors are that she is linked up with National Geographic for some sort of TV show thing.
DeleteRobert, how about those fine US olympic female gymnasts? Yummy.
DeleteMaybe if you like 16 year old midgets.
DeleteWhat a load of horse hit. I'm a member of the group, and nothing like this has been discussed at all.
ReplyDeleteI think someone is having you on Robert.
Shaun, UK
Thanks for that, Shaun! Robert seems to be pulling info from sources that DON'T know what goes on in the group or someone is pulling his leg. Either way, not reliable info.
DeleteFail.
David from the PAC/NW
The group is about post protection once the paper is published, there is no "inside click"
Deletethat knows the goods. only people that know
is Sally and Arla, and they would jump off a bridge before they would say ANYTHING that would damage Melba or the Project. Just like any other website,blog,forum,Etc... anything posted about the Project is pure speculation.
Quoting Bill Murray in Stripes
"THAT'S THE FACT, JACK !!!"
Bobby's off his meds again.
ReplyDeleteSo what of the Erickson Project then? Where's our mind blowing documentary? I mean, if Fasano's video of spider monkeys wasn't enough. -- d3w177
ReplyDeletehahahaha, I laugh at the impossible. A proud and loyal minion of TTBF and I have infiltrated Ketchum's group. Myself and the other *spies* have managed to place tiny cameras in Sally's and Ketchum's buttons. Everything they do; we have on tape. TTBF Spy
ReplyDeleteI believe that 90% of all this RL info is accurate and spot-on!
ReplyDeleteThanks RL.
But then, I also believe that sasquatch is a possibility, so.........
oh ya! I too am a TTBF minion!
ReplyDeleteWhat Robert is not telling you is that this group is looking for a female willing to be artificially inseminated with Bigfoot man goo to create the first hybrid baby. This will allow the Bigfoot to stay in the US and not be deported once the article is released.
ReplyDeleteKetchum has made some extraordinary claims to me and I haven't seen any evidence to back it up. Her footage is less than impressive, including Matilda. She has assured me though, the DNA is complete. Credibility is the issue here, we shall see.
ReplyDeleteFolks, there is no study. If there were, Oxford and lykes would no about it at least informally because they would have at least known some of the actual peer reviewers. Something so freaking huge making cannot be, will not be kept this tight especially when speaking in the formal scientific community. But, lets say there is a study and further, lets say it has been peer reviewed with favorable, duplicated results... Then, you can bet your house on the fact the most singular important scientific publication will release the .... Report... However, no such study has been completed.
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Delete2+2=5,
Marty Feldman was a sex symbol
O.J. was 100% innocent
This is NOT good the man is now interviewing the voices in his head.I think seroquel would do.
ReplyDeleteThe group is about post protection once the paper is published, there is no "inside click"
ReplyDeletethat knows the goods. only people that know
is Sally and Arla, and they would jump off a bridge before they would say ANYTHING that would damage Melba or the Project. Just like any other website,blog,forum,Etc... anything posted about the Project is pure speculation.
Quoting Bill Murray in Stripes
"THAT'S THE FACT, JACK !!!"
Post a verifiable fact, that, a DNA Bigfoot peer reviewed study has been conducted. That should be easily done without giving up your super secrets. If you cannot do that, in a way the CERN super collider releases pre test dark matter facts surrounding the study, then, there is no study.
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DeleteRL has a very creative imagination which he uses in a wishful way.
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