Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Robert Lindsay: Dr. Melba Ketchum Report may publish in the next two weeks!


Robert "The Machine Gun" Lindsay is back, and he's got a plethora of news to spread around. First, let's start with the Ketchum project. It looks like Lindsay's prediction from a few months ago could be right on the money. Lindsay states that Ketchum's Bigfoot DNA team had been working "frenetically" for weeks and they may be releasing the paper within the next 2 to 3 weeks.

Dr. Melba Ketchum Report may publish in the next two weeks! A source close to the Ketchum Project recently told me that he thought my guess of an August 21-September 4 release date for the Ketchum Project was probably correct. The source thought the report would be coming out in the next 2-3 weeks, probably in the next 2 weeks as I originally suggested.

He told me that the Ketchum team had been working frenetically for many weeks now (doing what he did not say) but around August 19 suddenly everything went completely quiet. Not a peep anywhere.

The source has no inside knowledge of when the paper is coming out. What he conveyed to me was only his guess.

Source suggests that Ketchum paper may be delayed as long as nine months. An anonymous commenter on the Bigfoot Evidence blog stated that the Ketchum team had sent someone to the warehouse at UCLA where the bones were stored to hunt down the Minarets skull. The skull was found, and somehow the Ketchum team reportedly is now in possession of the Minarets skull!

They are also in possession of several other unusual bones, including a ulnar bone from British Colombia that appears human except that it is about twice as large as a human ulnar bone.

The anonymous commenter also said they felt that the paper would be delayed by up to nine months due to the latest requests for changes.

As I have no way of knowing whether or not this commenter is accurate, I have nothing to say about these comments. I doubt if the 9-month delay for the Ketchum Report is true. However, the news about the Ketchum team having possession of the Minarets Skull, if true, is exciting indeed.

[via robertlindsay.wordpress.com]

54 comments:

  1. So why the "The Machine Gun" moniker?

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    1. It must resemble the sound of him shooting and missing with everything he types. OR, the sound of him beating his meat to child porn.

      Keep guessing on the Ketchum paper RL. Eventually you might end up getting it right. So far? You're 0/300 or so...pretty damn bad!

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    2. Nice! Stop making fun of child porn. It's a serious crime! If you have sexual issues yourself you should seek treatment!

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    3. child porn is illegal and everybody involved should be incarcerated. there are plenty of other "porns" out there which are legal: midget, amputee, anorexia and even bigfoot. Of course the bigfoot porn is controversial as it hasn't been decided if it is bestiality...

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  2. Hearsay is just hearsay. Believe him at your own peril. Not much else to say really except the paper will be published when it is published. Good science does not have to comply with the demands of trolls, so take a deep breath everyone and wait. Rampant speculation gets you absolutely nowhere, regardless of how frustrating a long wait may be.

    For Ketchum's team the gratuitous advice is simple - do it once and do it right. Leave no wriggle room for the naysayers. I wonder how many realise that if this was all a dud someone would have broken ranks by now and declared it a dud. No one has broken ranks. That speaks volumes.

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    1. Excellent point

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    2. Melba keep up the great work. Don't be discouraged by naysayers. It's happens everywhere. Some people really don't want Sasquatch discovered. For the half dozen sceptics that troll this site on a daily basis who post under multiple names should mean nothing to your research. They bring no honest debate except vulgar insults. Well the rest ( sceptics who have honest debate and people in the middle and full believers ) are debating the info coming in that's true or not. Thanks.

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    3. Or nobody has broken rank and said its a dud because there is nobody actually working on anything.

      Who are the PhDs, technicians, or people other than Dr. K and Sally working on this?
      What is the advantage of secrecy?

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    4. I am not sure there is any rank to be broken...

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    5. I fully support this upcoming paper and the incredibly diligent research that is behind it. Honestly, I think much of the vitriol that Ketchum has experienced is due to her being a woman in a very male-dominated field. So lighten up a bit, boys, and just be patient. Remember, this is not being done on YOUR time schedule.

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  3. I'm not holding my breath but I'm very excited about the report. I wonder what sort of news coverage it will get? Just how big will this thing get?

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    1. In nine months you will know or is it two weeks?

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  4. This means by Friday, we will see a post from Dr Ketchum denying she has any skull or bones. The paper is NOT going to be released in two weeks and that the paper will be published when it is published. She has no control over it. Same thing we hear every single time Mr Lindsay posts another guess. By the law of averages, he should be close to correct soon.

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    1. I have a guess for the release date. December 21st. That way it will also "be the end of the world as we know it". A new species either of humans or close to them would be a new world. Plus that way everyone involved can say the Mayans predicted it for centuries.

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    2. That Ketchum facebook post will be coming any minute now. That train is never late. She will imply that rumors are false, she doesn't understand where they come up with these theories and will probably end it with a " good grief", then she will insist that everything is moving forward and she will drop the "before long" as to when the paper is out. Maybe she'll drop a few y'all's and a stick structure picture. Anyway, I am about to private message her and see if she could use my services as a PR rep.

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  5. There is not going to be any "bigfoot" reports published in any science journals anytime soon. Intact ever.

    Keep dreaming footers.

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    1. Keep trolling and looking for evidence weiner !

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    2. Why do you say this, Anon 3:48?? Do you have some kind of inside information? Back up your statement.

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  6. Sweet, he's been 100% accurate with all the inaccurate crap he's spewed. Definitely hanging my hat on this one again, thanks Bobby.

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  7. ... and Shawn gets another check in the mail for hyping complete BS.

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    1. And you get another government welfare check for staying home and not working so you can blog all day from your parents basement !

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    2. Damn, I wish! You have a form for that?

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  8. Honestly I heard she hasn't even passed peer review yet. Robert it isn't like you haven't said this before.

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    1. of course it hasnt

      you think a paper about "bigfoot" is ever gonna pass a peer review?

      lol.

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  9. Sally here - The paper has been posted above a urinal in the mens bathroom, down at the local Hooters. We feel that this is the only way to get an authentic peer review. Results are forthcoming.

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    1. Sally, I have a one-way ticket to Bonerville with you as my pilot. Now take me on a ride!

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    2. Sexist, immature statements. Grow up, kiddos.

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  10. "The source has no inside knowledge of when the paper is coming out. What he conveyed to me was only his guess."

    Are you serious? Lindsay is useless.

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  11. Your source sucks big balls. You need to find a new one or get a new hobby.

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  12. No RL this was not your original guess. Your Originial guess was back in Feb. You just keep guessing and hope to get it right.

    I also doubt UCLA would give up anything to a Vet with a F credit rating. Also if it was out in the next 2 or 3 weeks than we shoild hear about it next week. Theagazine isnt going to release anything that says a human ancestor is still alive in the woods without mass press release.

    Its Bullshit see you in two momths RL

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    1. I heard to increase his chances of luck he's looking into chaos theory and combinatorics.

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    2. Their just grasping at bones here..

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    3. I AGREE WITH U FOR ONCE BROSKI..LINDSAY POST WAS WEAK AT BEST DEF REACHING..SHOULD HAVE JUST KEPT QUIET!

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  13. Wow, there are still people that believe this is going to happen? Must be a bunch of newcomers. The Bigfoot myth is like a revolving door. Come in a believer and leave a skeptic. The delusional ones get trapped inside.

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    1. Hmmm, actually it's the other way around - the longer you're in this field the more convinced you become it's real. There's truth to every great mystery, always, and skeptics somehow have a hard time understanding that since it get them off to act like smartasses with nothing to show for it but talk.

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  14. Quick get Alex Hearn on the case. Hoaxters do know Hoaxters. Maybe he can interview her and give us his great and noble opinion.

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  15. I believe the DNA study will come out, however I don't believe any dates Robert Lindsay says. This is what the 8th time head said it was to come out in a couple of weeks???? Talk about crying wolf!!!
    Chad W

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    1. Yes he sure likes this suspense act doesn't he.

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  16. I think there's a possibility he may be onto something this time. Did anyone see what Dr Ketchum posted on her FB page today? I think this whole thing is about to get real interesting.

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  17. Huh, Lindsay reports the Ketchum study will be released in two weeks and in the next paragraph says it will be delayed 9 months. Way to cover yourself douche bag.

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  18. A possible cure for cancer was under going peer review and got buried, as it cost a fraction of the cost to mass produce than typical drugs. So the pharmaceutical companies buried it. Ah, nothing like greed to soften the hearts of men!

    Do you really think, this will be any different? If it’s released, if it’s not or whatever? An undiscovered primate, possibly linked to our own genome, walking the woods and forests of the US/Canada et al.

    I can't see this happening ever.

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  19. "MAY" publish. May not too.

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  20. The quote Total Recall "two weeks, two weeks" as Robert removes his Melba disguise.

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  21. Wow. Months later and it's the same old shit, same old comments. Bigfoot is boring after all.

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  22. Wow. Months later and it's the same old shit, same old comments. Bigfoot is boring after all.

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  23. WOOOOOW ROBERT LINDSAY U WAITED DAMN NEAR A MONTH TO COME OUT WITH SOMETHING "JUICY" AND THATS THE BEST U CAN COME UP WITH?!? STARTING TO LOSE FAITH IN U..

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  24. I love how he's constantly trying to reaffirm how right he is with his "as I originally suggested" etc, I think deep down he knows how near worthless most of his info is.

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  25. LMFAO! Anything and everything will be claimed to be in the possession of the Ketchum camp from bow on. You've all been hornswoggled. Just watch, something else "after" this Minaret B.S. will be brought up to further delay the "supposed paper". Hornswoggled I say.

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  26. Robert Lindsay, you don't have a fuc*ng clue what you are talking about. It's rather amusing to hear this kind of crap!

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  27. Alright, now that Lindsay has spoken all we have to do is wait for Ketchum to open her pie hole next. You know its coming.

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