Not An Olive In Sight - Neanderthals Sported Arms Like Popeye


Editor's Note: This is a post by Bigfoot Evidence intern Melloney TheEriduserpent. She lives in southern Spain and her various interests are herpetology, mythology, and ufology. Basically, everything supernatural. She's also a healer of animals.

It seems that our ancestors had it very hard in the day, so much so that they had abnormally powerful right arms. It was believed that this was due to spear throwing but now anthropologists think differently. After conducting several physical experiments they now believe they have the real answer.

"Neanderthals have really interesting upper bodies," researcher Colin Shaw, a biological anthropologist at the University of Cambridge in England, told LiveScience. "If you and I are both right-handed, you'd expect 4 to 13 percent asymmetry between our arms. Neanderthals have up to 50 percent or more asymmetry. They were doing something with their dominant arms that were either more intense or repetitive or both than we do today. The only population of modern people that we see who are similar are tennis players, who hit tennis balls many, many years aggressively."

Scientists had suggested these arms may have grown strong through regular underhanded spear-thrusting. "We thought to test that idea," Shaw said.

Shaw, along with colleagues at Pennsylvania State University and the University of Oxford, took measured electrical activity in the muscles of 13 right-handed men as they performed three different spear-thrusting tasks — single thrusts followed by rapid withdrawals, repeated strikes, and strikes followed by pushing of the spear forward. They also analysed the men as they carried out four different scraping tasks on carpets — hacking, pushing and two kinds of pulling.

The experiments were done on men because most Neanderthal skeletons analysed by scientists have been male. Female skeletons do show the asymmetry, but the small number of specimens makes it tough to say for sure whether Neanderthal females had uneven arms, too.

The researchers found that spear-thrusting led to significantly higher muscle activity on the left side of the body than on the right, opposite to what is seen in Neanderthal fossils.

"Spear-thrusting did not appear to explain the mystery," Shaw said.

In comparison, scraping tasks led to much higher muscle activity on the right side than on the left, suggesting they may explain the details often seen in Neanderthal skeletons.

[via news.yahoo.com]

Comments

  1. Could it have been to much touching ones self?

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    1. Bicepus Maximus Masterbatus.

      It's a horrible disease.

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    2. Dammit,that disease descibes leon to a "T".

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    3. That man couldn't wipe his own Taterwhole!

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  2. I guess we know why they're extinct then...

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  3. Then again, I think it was Gooch who used to assert that Neaderthals were predominantly left-handed. Was that ever disproven (or proven)?

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  4. They probably had 50 percent asymmetry in there middle leg to.Swing it over their shoulder like dexter.

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  5. YOU GUYS ARE STRANGE,BUT FUNNY

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  6. Has any evidence of a primitive form of internet been found?

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    1. Trees? There used for Trunking information and routing them through their roots to other trees.

      However, tree knocking was utilized in a crude binary system only 4 bits (or back then nuts) to relay information or this system.

      It's still in use today by Sasquatch.

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    2. How do they get their porn then?

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    3. They make their own. What do you think the howls, whoops and howls are?

      I'm trying at present for world wide rights to video and distribute, but boy!! these f*ckers are tighter than Jews.

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  7. Do you suppose Neanderthals had anabolic steroids? That would be another feather in the cap of bigfoot in his wondrous journey through evolution.

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    1. That would be steroids plus synthol. Steroids won't do that alone.

      Eating pituitary glands, testicles and antler velvet off of deer, elk and moose could potentially have a massive anabolic effect. I even suspect that Sasquatch eats deer liver not only for its nutritional value but for the vitamin A content to aid their night vision. Pure speculation I suppose. Haha!

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  8. You could properly cycle all the growth hormones and steroids you wanted to for decades, ( if you lasted long enough ) and not have arms that big in the picture, its called cynthol.. Same as boob jobs just for pussy men who want muscles and dont want to put in the effort.. dissapointed no one has pointed this out yet.

    Check out the youtube video of it.. its pretty funny :D

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    1. Thanks Governor! yeah that guy looks like a girly man

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  9. Abnormally powerful right arms can be explained by the ninja chickens they carried on their right shoulder. Cockfighting was a huge Olympic sport for them.

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  10. My right arm looks like that, but that's because I spend too much time looking at other, ahem sites.

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  11. All the action timmy will see is his right hand!

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    1. Uhhh, Timmy is well cared for by his attractive mate but thanks for the concern....and I have great body symmetry.

      Isnt that guy in the pic the one whose biceps blew up? Literally his biceps ruptured from massive steroid injections coupled with a Staphlycoccal infection

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    2. Club usage by the dominant arm, also if they carry dead deer/moose, they would sling it over the dominant shoulder also. Any carpenters dom. arm/forearm will be much more built due to swinging a hammer or carry material. If a person were to use one Hindu club only in one hands, his arm would be significantly stronger.

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    3. I think what blew them up was all them fa.gs in cali sucking on them like utters.

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  12. Damn yall is that im to sexy for my shirt.

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