Does Bigfoot Shake?
Editor’s Note: This is a guest post by Bigfoot Chicks, Melissa Adair. As serious researchers, the Bigfoot Chicks are commited to seeking the truth regarding the Bigfoot mystery. You can visit their blog at bigfootchicks.blogspot.com.
As soon as they get wet, every mammal out there will shake themselves dry. What about Bigfoot? Assuming he does exist, it appears that he's a mammal based on the data gathered from sighting reports. Witnesses dating back to the 1800's all describe him as "covered with hair", so when he gets wet, does he shake dry? Makes sense, right?
A team of researchers actually did a study on 16 different wet animals and recorded their shaking in slow motion to document how many times they shook and to note the differences in technique between them. It was fascinating to learn that mammals can generate centrifugal forces 10-70 times gravity by shaking. Perhaps it's Ma Nature's way of protecting mammals from hypothermia in cold, wet weather.
Click on the video below of this study on the science of shaking. It's short, but interesting, informative and entertaining.
Check it out!!
They probably shake, and stand in a good breeze in the sun. Like duh.
ReplyDeleteThey shake when sexually aroused by blond women
DeleteFor goodness sake
ReplyDeleteI got the yeti yeti shakes.
Well,when my Bigdick gets wet I shake it.
ReplyDeleteOnly bigfoot junkies shake
ReplyDeleteI saw a Bigfoot emerge from a lake one time and yes, it did shake in that manner.
ReplyDeleteI saw your mom emerge from a cake one time and yes, she did shake in that manner. It would have been a hell of a lot more impressive if she wasn't an AA cup.
DeleteAnd I saw your Dads hand enter your pants once and it did shake in that manner.
DeleteIf it shakes more than 3 times, it is playing with it.
ReplyDeleteInteresting... It sure puts a new spin on the phrase " shake your moneymaker", huh? The bigfoot chicks scoop the BFRO again!!
ReplyDeleteAnother burning question, and when they take a dump do they wipe and if they do what is their personal preference re material, grass, leaves, any particular genus.
ReplyDeleteNo they ask a rabbit if the have a problem with shit sticking to their, fur when the rabbit answers no they pick them up and wipe their ass with them.
DeleteBigfoot is an undiscovered human. Humans don't shake unless they have the DT's. Please close the BigfootChicks website permanently. That is all.
ReplyDeleteThis is the most lame post ever.
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