Hilarious Recap Of Syfy's Bigfoot

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TV.com's We Watched It For You just published a full recap of Syfy channel's horrible Bigfoot film. We have to say, the recap is even more hilarious and more entertaining than the film itself.

"Let's face it, very few things suck the will to live right out of us faster than a Syfy Original Movie. Fortunately my brain is as broken as my spirit and I left my positive mental attitude on the bus a few years back. In other words, rather than YOU wasting two hours of time and shaving weeks off your lives, I went ahead and watched the most recent Syfy Original movie for you," wrote Price Peterson, the author of the piece.

Here are some images from the write-up:





[via www.tv.com]

Comments

  1. AnonymousFriday, July 6, 2012 at 5:27:00 PM PDT

    I wonder if Dr. Meldrum has any second thoughts about being picked up for a reality series about Bigfooting?
    He should.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, July 6, 2012 at 5:53:00 PM PDT

      no as he shouldn't - you know how boring it is in pocatello?

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    2. AnonymousFriday, July 6, 2012 at 5:57:00 PM PDT

      Unless it pays well. Professors at Idaho State don't even make $200K a year.
      If Matt and BoBo can do it, Jeff should be able to
      ....just saying.

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    3. AnonymousFriday, July 6, 2012 at 6:13:00 PM PDT

      BOBO!

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  2. AnonymousFriday, July 6, 2012 at 6:20:00 PM PDT

    Off topic but has anyone heard from Robert Lindsay lately? He hasn't posted on BF in a while.

    His last posts were political in nature (some dead guy named Arafat?) and he's been missing since.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, July 6, 2012 at 6:53:00 PM PDT

      Weeell the way things are going lately no news is good news.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousFriday, July 6, 2012 at 7:01:00 PM PDT

      ANON 6:20
      Although the Arafat Assisnation article has 64 comments, there are no comments on the three posts today.
      Bloggers do sometimes preschedule their posts, he could have.
      I can't recall if comments require his approval.
      The implication of the concern above is the nature of the Arafat post, a political hot button, yes it is.
      As for 'seeing" him?
      Are you saying you know him personally, or know someone who does, and cannot locate him since yesterday?
      There are several who have his phone number, I think Shawn might as well.

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    3. AnonymousFriday, July 6, 2012 at 7:15:00 PM PDT

      He is making posts on Facebook, just 14 minutes ago. Sounds like he is playing.

      More off topic, but related...what is going on with the EP thng and the Ketchum Study?

      eh?

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    4. AnonymousFriday, July 6, 2012 at 8:40:00 PM PDT

      She is whining about nobody giving her a call to go out on a date.

      Delete
  3. AnonymousFriday, July 6, 2012 at 7:14:00 PM PDT

    hahaha I didnt watch it but it looks hilarious

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  4. scottyboyFriday, July 6, 2012 at 7:20:00 PM PDT

    All I want to do is watch this film no matter how crapppy it is!! Loo. But we wont get it here in England for at least twelve months!! Is there anyone that can give me the name of a sit or a link to watch it on!! Would be greatly appreciated,thanks!!

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    1. AnonymousFriday, July 6, 2012 at 7:27:00 PM PDT

      try You Tube BF movies often get posted there

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, July 7, 2012 at 5:38:00 PM PDT

      our the piratebay using utorrent.

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  5. blademydoggieFriday, July 6, 2012 at 10:14:00 PM PDT

    Yawn

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  6. AnonymousSunday, July 8, 2012 at 6:14:00 AM PDT

    That movie was terrible! I watched about 5 minutes of it and turned it off, since when was squatch 50ft tall and psycho? Next show will likely be "30ft tall unicorn with rabies" starring pam anderson and jean claude van dam. What a waste of fine acting skill by Danny Bonaducheee, its likely that Danny was more scared by the cross dressing prostitute he beat with the flash light. Im all for B grade horror films, they can be real funny, but this one just sucked!

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  7. Fury GiantMonday, July 9, 2012 at 9:37:00 AM PDT

    HAHAHA look at the second gif animation, when the bigfoot picks up the bulldozer it completely twists its upper body, thats bad form man. that could have jacked up a real bigfoot's spine.

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