Bigfoot’s Australian Cousin Yowie Better Get A Head Start, Rex Gilroy Is Going On An Expedition
Editor’s Note: This is a guest post by Mackenzie U., a student of Environmental Conservation Studies. She believes in the possibility of Bigfoot and is hopeful that one day scientific methods will help prove its existence.While many of us northern hemisphere folks are complaining about the heat, we forget that our Australian friends are in the middle of winter. That isn’t going to stop “Yowie Man” Rex Gilroy, from heading out into the bush to investigate recent sightings that have occurred in the Wingham, New South Wales area. The expedition is going to start in a couple of weeks and he is hoping that more people come forward to discuss their sightings of the Bigfoot-like creature before he heads out.
In the article posted on the Wingham Chronicle’s website, he explains that there are three types of Yowie:
He said a comparison of footprints years ago showed there are three forms of relict hominids all confused under the term Yowie which is used by both Aboriginals and investigators alike.
While two of the types are human height and three metres tall respectively, the third leaves tracks displaying an opposable big toe.
Rex claims the first two types of Yowies make stone tools, eat meat and wear marsupial hide cloaks and resemble our immediate ancestor, Homo erectus. The other race, Australopithecus is herbivorous and insectivorous and resembles the ape-like ancestors that roamed Africa more than two million years ago.
[via www.winghamchronicle.com.au]
"Look a random cast that I drew a picture of a foot on! EVIDENCE OF THE EXISTENCE OF YOWIE!!"
ReplyDeletelol, footer's gotta love em
What all this proves isnt that there are undiscovered hominids on every continent but rather that the human mind commonly looks to this type of hoax as a great form of entertainment. No different than my buddy in Eureka with the fake feet....people fall for it every time and the crazies crawl from woodwork....all to let themselves be faked yet aga ala Ketchum/Dyer/Patterson/etc
DeleteYour buddy in Eureka needs a stiff beating into oblivion. You know, there are probably some crazy footers from that area looking to off him now that you opened your mouth. If it was my buddy I would have issued the warning via an ass kicking myself, but since you seem to be the cowardly type you should just keep your mouth shut and let someone shoot him.
DeleteI really dislike people like Timmy and his friend, they probably sit back and laugh every time someone finds some of the prints, what a shame, they have to other life than to dupe people. But wait until the day his friend gets shot at or someone beats the tar out of him for hoaxing, then they will cry a different story if they are able to. Hope they grow up soon.
DeleteThat lazy SOB never did any of that. People like timmy sit around and eat twinkies and make shit up.
DeleteI doubt very seriously if he has a buddy!
Would you be friends with an ass like this?
No, I wouldn't and that's because I don't understand the concept of being an indoctrinated idiot.
DeleteLets man up here, you havn't got any buddies.
DeleteThe only concern I have is how quick some people are to comment and say "lets cause physical harm to people who hoax." There's something really wrong with that.
DeleteTrolls are very lonely people it's sheer desperation that calls them to Bigfoot related sites.
DeleteThis guy in the story is a idiot I do believe in Bigfoot but this dumbass won't find him. Lol
ReplyDelete?
DeleteWhat is a random cast? Oh! I forgot, you know nothing about it, him or the country. Never mind, just keep on amusing us with your random intelligence.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, say what you will there is absolutely no evidence of a large primate anywhere...if there is just link to any site except a Bigfooter site to prove it.
DeleteMany many reasons why no real scientists (except kooks like Meldrum) except hoakey evidence.
Then again, I will say Jimmy Chilcutt was convincing....but wisely separated himself from Bigfoot after he saw where it leads ( Biscardi holding a check and press conference).
@Timmy
DeleteDo you and the only other 10-15 Cleevers that exist in the whole world consider yourselves as sort of Defenders of the Bigfoot faith ?
In other words are you thinking "I've been ridiculed by the outside world (friends, family ,co-workers) for being an obsessed bleever, if I can somehow clean up the faith by appearing to poo poo all of the evidence I believe in maybe I can look like less of ass for spending an inordinate amount of time obsessing over and discussing the topic ?
I'm considering doing a thesis called "The Mindset of the Pretend Skeptic " and would appreciate some of your's and other Bigfoot Cleever's input.
*Cleever = short for closet bleever.
Do shut your gob anon,
DeleteThis tired “all the skeptics are closet believers” argument never made any sense and it never will. The reason that there are no “closet believers” is actually very simple: No one who believes in Bigfoot is smart enough to keep their mouth shut. It seems to be an essential aspect of Bigfoot psychosis that everyone afflicted by it runs around proclaiming Bigfoot's existence as loudly as possible. When you call everyone who doesn't agree with you a closet believer you sound like one of those fags who calls everyone else a closet fag if they aren't pro-fag. Not everyone who doesn't like grown men seducing their sons is a closet fag and not everyone who doesn't believe in Bigfoot is a closet believer. And quit making up words you flunktard it makes you sound like some sort of reject politician.
Oh, and your mother's a whore.
Wow, this sounds like a case of "it takes one to know one". I mean the fag part... or is it the "your mom is a whore" part? Either way, both seem to fit.
DeleteDear Anon 10:03,
DeleteIf you see your fat ass mama tell her she can have her dentures back when I have my 35 dollars.
Sincerely,
Your mom's pimp
Anon 9:48 just dominated Anon 8:43!
DeleteThe 9:48 anon doesn't have a clue, it's actually the other way around - most sightings go unreported. Most people keep it to themselves and around the coffee table which is probably why if skeptics ever have sightings, they won't report it either.
DeleteI tell you what, one of these days just one of these days, its gone be pow right in the tater hole,buy a ten foot sasquatch.look out timmy.
ReplyDeleteEverything's an expedition.
ReplyDeleteGOTCHA TIMMYS FED UP WITH THE HORSESHIT. ME TO ALMOST WE NEED EVIDENCE.
ReplyDeleteBoring. This article only serves to illustrate the fact that stupidity spans the globe, which is not news. The American hoaxers are more entertaining anyway.
ReplyDeleteNot as boring as trolls are though.
DeleteYea man this is tater hole,this shits starting to Turn into ashopping mall.Iwish they would get some evidence. Some of these fools on here are FULL OF SHIT,but i been in the woods all my life, i think it could exist.The woods are so vast if you dont get out there especially of the trails for miles, you are not going to find evidence. Matt is never going to find nothing, with a camera crew.This is the way i feel about it. The only way is to spend months in bumfuck and risk your life for it.
ReplyDeleteWow! Go, Rex! How many yowies do you think he'll find? I'm guessing somewhere in the vacinity of ... zero?
ReplyDeleteNo a few.
DeleteYou may be right on.If hes a scardy cat.
ReplyDeleteSee they are a reason bones have not been found. Most animals bear,mountain lions,etc,have not been found often. Unless they was bagged buy hunters, they retreat to die.A smart animal would retreat as far as it can to perish.I know elements could decompose them quickly,but i think answer would be found in very remote places.
ReplyDeleteWow, this old fart just wreaks of that FOS smell. Just look at him and you can see he's just one of those guys who lie uncontrollably.
ReplyDeleteIdiot troll.
DeleteYou mean he looks like a nice old guy and you look like a pimpled bucktoothed fat trolling teenager ?
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