The Bigfoot Whisperer - Patterson Gimlin Film Breakdown [Humor]


In this video, The Bigfoot Whisperer, Rob Fairless (yes, that's his real name) breaks down the P/G film by drawing a little inspiration from the FB/FB guys.

The moment the Bigfoot world has been waiting on. The breakdown of the Patterson Gimlin film by "The Bigfoot Whisperer" himself Dr. Rob Fairless. Rob recently gained the title of Doctor through the Universal Life Church in Modesto California. No one will be able to deny the truth after they hear this review by the only researcher with 23 years experience in the field. There is a reason why he has been labled by his peers as simply "The Best". - Rob Fairless

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  1. "Her tit-ties"

    Ah hahahahahahahaha!


    Reel em in Dr Fairless! The best!

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    1. Would of been better if he said ''Just look at the $hitter on that critter,you can't fake one like that.''

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    2. Anon 2:35,

      I would've spat my drink all over the keyboard .......

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    3. no i think what he did and his presentation was perfect. There is only so many times you can say critter without people wanting to kill themselves.

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    4. ^Rob^Such a self serving idiot.Go back to ufo's ya jackass! That "Look at the $hitter on that critter" is much better than just saying titties.Seriously,just go home.Ya wanna be Butchy Kid.

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  2. Alright guys I got one .. Ummm
    why doesn't dogman have a gf?

    Because he likes wieners XDXD..ahahahahahaa...

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  3. Okay. This guy is the best. I almost spit my coffee out of my mouth at titties. I did NOT expect that.

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  4. He had me at "titties". Yes he did.

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  5. I don't quite understand. Why would someone purposely put breasts on the Bigfoot on the film? This guy is ruining our cause.

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    1. Watch out something just flew over your head.

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    2. Anon 9:12,

      Fairless didn't photoshop those funbags on Patty. Roger Patterson had them sewn on when he had the suit made. Did you really never notice them before? He (Patterson) had also drawn a female Sasquatch (complete with tits) a year prior.

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    3. Did he also sew on a snatch on the stinky Snatchsquatch?

      Cause that would fit B.H. perfectly.

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    4. Those are real hairy titties there's nothing fake about Patty, neither Patterson or anybody else at the time could've pulled this off it's that good. It's real guys too bad it's spoiling your day but they do exist and this was one of them, or two maybe according to MK Davis. Yes Sasquatch women have tits because they're nursing primates like we are and they're hairy too.

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    5. I like hair in my milk.

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  6. Use the "Permission" call to get to second base!

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  7. So maybe this guy really has another personality. He wasnt yelling all the time. It was soothing like big hairy titties!

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  8. confirms on 2 points: t & a

    lol

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  9. Now I hope now you see why people outside of the Bigfoot world don't take the Bigfoot as being real. Because people like Dr.Rob Fairless saying the Bigfoot in the PG film is real because of it's titties and butt crack and then with FB/FB backing this man and his research.
    Come on stop all of this BS

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    1. I hope your not being serious because that's worrying.

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    2. Leroy, I took it as Fairless making fun of MK Davis' work on the footage. People don't take it "serious" due to there being NO PROOF to date.

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    3. I dont think Fairless was making fun of MK but just along the lines of FB/FB. No other site confitms things om a point system like they do.

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    4. He was definitely cracking on MK's theories.....MK has mentioned Alzheimers, Patty's titties and butt crack in his videos breakdowns. He's probably cracking on FB/FB as well though with the "confirms on 2 points" thing.


      This video is 5 stars!

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    5. Leroy go away with your crazy conspiracies man this is a Bigfoot blog you nutter.

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  10. More legitimate than 99% of Bigfoot researchers because at least he acknowledges that Bigfoot doesn't exist so he has abit of fun with the topic.

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    1. Most people are idiots and know absolutely zero about Bigfoot hence they don't think it's real, way to keep the sheep in check for authorites. Imagine everybody thought Bigfoots and UFOs exist there'd be nothing to keep a secret anymore, and having secrets and keeping things from the public equals power. Hence no disclosure so far on these subjects.

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  11. titties+butt crack=100% real. Thats 23 years experience right there folks!

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  12. The PGF has always bothered me,well not the film itself but the people involved.roger was not the most honest guy and that is being very generous. On the other hand idiot Heronimus and his right hand man morris cant seem to get their story strait.the whole lie detector thing dont mean shit to me because roger passed one also and for that matter so did Ted bundy.The only one to me that seems consistent and somewhat believable is Bob Gimlin.I believe that what we see on the film is a female sasquatch titties and all.what I believe doesnt mean anything to anyone but me.what I do know is that video like this although funny doesnt help convince anyone that bigfoot is more than a joke. you know what they say, opinions are like assholes everybodys got one.this is just my opinion.

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    1. Putting videos out like this will not make Bigfoot any more real if it really exists. Why does the Bigfoot community insist on forcing their beliefs on other people? IF its real its real. Videos like this wont kill the beast.

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    2. I am not trying to force anything on anybody that is why I said "opinion" I like to hear them from both sides.

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  13. We should ban this guy Shawn. Really stop it cause this guy is destroying everything we have worked for. He is also destroying the legacy of Patterson and Gimlin.

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  14. How many "Footers" would die to nurse on them glands"?

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  15. Do you JREF closet footer bleever people believe the P/G suit has been found and is this your version of waiting and hoping for the Ketchum paper ?

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    1. the pgf is fake, get over it

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    2. @ 11:24
      So you are a closet bleever and you do believe the suit has been found ?

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    3. I guess you dint see this video.

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    4. The James Randi geeks are all gullible fakes, get over the brain loss pals.

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  16. I couldn't help but laugh when he said Titties!!!!

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  17. It's not the fact that he said titties, it's the wonderful syncopation in the way he says it. Golden!

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    1. What do you mean by syncopation?

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    2. The timing in the way he says it, it's like comedic timing, some people have it some don't.

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    3. ^Rob^It's better to burn out,than fade away.Light yourself on fire,ya wanna be Butchy kid!

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  18. What.do you mean by syncopation?

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  19. I bet this is teally tearing some people up.

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  20. Just because RP was seen as dishonest doesn't mean P/G didn't come across patty like they did the most honest person in all this is without a doubt Mr. Gimlin and I believe him completely

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    1. Yes bet your life that film's no hoax, real as daylight and impossible to fake anyway due to their oddly shaped bodies no speciel effects guy on earth then knew anything about, even if the had known they couldn't have because our own smaller bodies would prevent any realistic and natural movements.

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    2. believing in the pgf is taking a leap of faith

      the default position is that it is a man in a suit

      deal with it

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    3. Some people can even fool their own mother.

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  21. Gimlin was hoaxed by roger. He was the final piece in the puzzle to ensure the film went down in history.

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    1. Is it really plausible that Patterson could hoax Gimlin without Gimlin knowing that he was being hoaxed?

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    2. No it'd been obvious to him had it been a suit nobody unless you're dumb fall for a guy in a suit you can see in any Candid Camera type TV stunt, there's a first surprise then the quick realization it's a guy faking. Anyway, six feet's too short because Patty's top is longer and as tall people we're mostly a legged species so if this had been a six foot guy with his legs the figure would actually be even taller than six feet. Which it most likely also is therefore it can't be that other guy but probably more like seven feet I should think.

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  22. Wow, he sounds so serious and convincing. Kind of reminds me of this.

    http://youtu.be/p2HipedgM3I

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    1. What is the link? I cant click on it

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    2. highlight the link, right click, select "open link in new tab"

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  23. titties + asscrack + all-terrain bigfoot vehicles = big monday

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  24. So do we all still hate the good Doctor or do we like him now?

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  25. I don't think that the fact that the PGF is breaking down is funny. I don't see anything humorous about it.

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  26. What primate has hair/fur on its breasts? Zero. Why would bigfoot, a primate, have breasts like that? This coupled with the fact that Patterson drew a picture of a female sasquatch with hair covered breasts in his self published book before he shot the famous 1967 footage leans to the conclusion that, more than likely, Patterson made the costume this way. A self-fulfilling expectation of what a bigfoot should look like.

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    1. Look up the Snow Monkey jackass.

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    2. Yep plus bigfoots are not apes so it makes sense their women have hairy breasts being this hairy hominin species that they are. Forget that old drawing it's outdated for a cynic excuse.

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  27. It's really an old male big foot. Ever see a old body builder that hasn't worked out in a while?this old guy couldn't run either but still could whip your ass

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  28. OK, but when is Gimlin going to come clean, and admit that there were two different 'squatches in the film, one male, and one female. When is he going to admit that the film was shot on two different days, weeks apart? If anyone reading this blog knows the man, press him to cut the crap, and give the complete details surrounding the film.

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  29. When will Gimlin come clean?

    When monkeys fly out of my butt...shah right

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  30. This guy is really funny. Im surprised he has held out this long with the serious stuff that pissed people off. He did his job correctly.

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    1. Unbelievable,YOU REALLY ARE A SELF CENTERED TATERWHOLE!Old and Stale rob.

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