Try Our Blobsquatch Enhancement Software For Free!

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Here it is ladies gentlemen, a clone of Team Tazer Bigfoot's Blobsquatch Enhancement Software. We cooked this one up in just under two hours and it only set us back two cans of Mountain Dew. For a limited time only, we're letting our readers try it out for free.

You can enter any image URL into the input box and our software be able to find at least one Blobsquatch for you.

Take it for a spin:

Comments

  1. blademydoggieSunday, June 24, 2012 at 1:44:00 PM PDT

    Why do I need this?

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  2. kmSunday, June 24, 2012 at 1:48:00 PM PDT

    AWESOME!!!

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  3. AnonymousSunday, June 24, 2012 at 1:49:00 PM PDT

    LMFAO. I love it. TeamTazer smashing the Pareidolia freaks and hoaxers with their huge hammers.

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  4. AnonymousSunday, June 24, 2012 at 2:23:00 PM PDT

    Okay, that's funny especially if you use

    http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/gisele-bundchen-forest-campaign.jpg

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    1. AnonymousSunday, June 24, 2012 at 2:26:00 PM PDT

      Or

      http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/14/149034/2215316-4.-Vagina-Tree-600x389.jpg

      Delete
    2. AnonymousSunday, June 24, 2012 at 2:29:00 PM PDT

      Or

      http://superstrangevideo.com/prodGalImgs/ssvgallery1048.jpg

      Delete
    3. AnonymousSunday, June 24, 2012 at 2:30:00 PM PDT

      Or, not as good but hell I'm bored.

      http://superstrangevideo.com/prodGalImgs/ssvgallery1046.jpg

      Delete
  5. AnonymousSunday, June 24, 2012 at 2:28:00 PM PDT

    hahahahahMAHAHAHAHAH

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  6. AnonymousSunday, June 24, 2012 at 2:33:00 PM PDT

    http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/patterson_bigfoot_lg.jpg

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  7. Tom NallySunday, June 24, 2012 at 2:34:00 PM PDT

    Confirms on tree peeking. Confirms on brow ridge. Confirms on cone-shaped head...

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  8. OntarioSquatchSunday, June 24, 2012 at 2:47:00 PM PDT

    TeamTazerBigfoot doesn't seem serious anymore about actually finding Bigfoot evidence. Maybe it's what happens after spending months in the woods without success?

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    1. AnonymousSunday, June 24, 2012 at 2:50:00 PM PDT

      rather see them do this than do what the normal bigfooters do when they have no evidence and turn to hoaxing

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    2. AnonymousSunday, June 24, 2012 at 2:53:00 PM PDT

      I disagree. They're serious and will approach the unveiling of real evidence in a serious manner should they find any. In the meantime, they make sure to call out the bullshitters, hoaxers, Pareidolia freaks and blobsquatch kings.


      I like it.

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    3. AnonymousSunday, June 24, 2012 at 3:28:00 PM PDT

      Anon 2:50,

      Very true. However, believe it or not" there's actually quite a few people that would prefer it the way you and I would not. I mean they just eat the blobsquatch/pareidolia videos and pics up. Isn't that crazy?

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    4. AnonymousMonday, June 25, 2012 at 7:59:00 AM PDT

      Totally agree, 2:50. That is always the next step when they become more concerned with building Subscribers at YouTube than finding Bigfoot. Must... keep... viewers... engaged (and the AdSense bucks and donations rolling in).

      Delete
  9. OntarioSquatchSunday, June 24, 2012 at 5:31:00 PM PDT

    There's really no good excuse for hoaxing. I hope people stop turning to it.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, June 25, 2012 at 10:07:00 AM PDT

      Then there would be nothing Bigfoot, ever. But you knew that, didn't you Einstein?

      Delete
  10. AnonymousSunday, June 24, 2012 at 5:36:00 PM PDT

    I love the new software, it works like a charm! it even worked on a photo of Joseph Stalin! Guy from Montréal

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  11. AnonymousSunday, June 24, 2012 at 7:43:00 PM PDT

    Hey!! Love this software, best thing going, I found 3 Bigfoot in my corn flakes this morning, I will post follow up video tomorrow!!

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  12. AnonymousSunday, June 24, 2012 at 10:21:00 PM PDT

    Please be sure you are looking at the right flake when you are doing your height/distance analysis :)

    ReplyDelete
  13. AnonymousMonday, June 25, 2012 at 8:44:00 AM PDT

    no random morgan freeman?

    ReplyDelete

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