These purported Bigfoot videos from Laredo, Texas and Casa Grande, Arizona are probably fake
Before you upload a fake Bigfoot video, please consider the following:
#1) If you utter the words: "What is that?", you probably know what it is already, so stop your lying.
#2) If you refuse to pan your camera towards the purported Bigfoot, you were probably peeing in your pants, or you were milking a cow.
#3) If your video is cut short for no apparent reason, you're an idiot.
#4) If you use little kids to help you hoax a Bigfoot video, you're a sad person and you deserve to have Tim Fasano make a video about how bad of a parent you are.
Both these videos are highly suspicious:
Casa Grande, Arizona
Laredo, Texas
Wonder if the rate of vids posted about BF increase when schools let out for the summer. The second one looks like someone with a rug draped over them.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm first.. Now take note webmaster. Enough of hairy ape like hominids. More about the tall woman and the small woman (in bikinis). Alternatively I was quite excited about Melissa Hovey's hairy back. cheers
ReplyDeleteyou were NOT first dumbass!!
DeleteThe tall woman and the small woman (in bikinis).. truly the most compelling evidence since the 1978 'Debbie Does Dallas' footage
ReplyDeleteA classicist,huh? Me,too. When I hear the words "Deep Throat" I don't start thinking about Nixon.
DeleteScript for a Bigfoot video: 1) have some harmless and innocent clowning around on the camera 2) Pan around casually filming something else 3) spot hairy figure lurking behind some trees 4) Lose control of the camera and film everywhere else around the viewing area EXCEPT for the hairy creature 5) show hairy creature again briefly (probably doing something assumedly threatening) 6) Scream "oh my god it's Bigfoot" in a high voice like a little girl, throw down the camera and run away in the other direction
ReplyDeletesame every time...bigfoot is fake
DeleteAll of the videos are fake. Not so sure about the reported sightings.
DeleteLOL, is bigfoot wearing a cape in that second vid? Fuck you and your mom!
ReplyDeleteWatch your language!
DeleteNews flash: They're all fake.
ReplyDeleteThey always say 'what is that?'
Biggest red flag ever.
'Who is that?' would be the normal response, IF it were real...but none of them are.
Then I assume you won't be wasting anymore of your precious time visiting websites such as this. You thoughtful insight and clever word play will be missed by the entire community. Good luck and have a pleasant day. -- d3w177
DeleteWhat if we find your infatuation with mythical beasts fascinating?
DeleteThen your as messed up as the rest of us.
DeleteThat would be my fourth choice.
Delete1. You are insecure and like to troll sites to start fights with people. The UFO folks creep you out too much, so you picked the next biggest target.
2. You either secretly believe or at least want to believe in a giant hairy hominid.
3. You are just one of those folks that "doesn't believe in Bigfoot" that will turn around the second after a North American is proven to exist and tell your friends, you knew it all along.
4. Yes, I leave open the possiblity that you are fascinated with the people more so than the subject. I find many of the people here fascinating and sometimes frightening.
d3w177
I see you came back.
I totally agree with this guy. Thank you for saying what all of us have been thinking all along. If I have no interest in tulips why on earth would I spend most of my waking moments on tulip web sites? There is one or two people comment on here almost all day long and have not and never will believe in Bigfoot. They only are on this site for one reason. Just to harass people and have no other life to speak of!
DeleteYou people are like a bad accident, it's hard to look away. And it is so fvcking fascinating to observe entire groups of people, who throw any bit of sensibility they might have, out the window. It is such a bizarre thing to watch as BFers get taken for complete fools over...and over...and over and they keep coming back for more. When some of you morons figue out the lunacy of believing in Bigfoot, there's always a new bunch of bleebers ready to step up and take their place and stand strong in the name of Bigfoot.
DeleteIt's like a big revolving door. And the ones that stick around long term, are the biggest delusional nutjobs of all.
Dude you hit the nail on the head with that one.
DeleteNow they'll come back and call you names like troll.
I know you are but what am I?
DeleteI know what I saw and it was not some tall human dressed up in a ghillie suit in the middle of a remote forest just waiting for the rare vehicle to turn up. Ran faster than any olympic sprinter and broke 3 to 4 inch saplings as it roared off in the dusk. So I guess the joke is on you lot who will want to call a retired military man a liar. Got some news for you jokers and it is all bad for you. They exist. I have no idea what they are but they are big and run on two legs and they do things that no human can do.
Delete^^^^ Props for pointing out what should be obvious to most people. Occums Razor doesn't allow for an idiot in a suit climbing to the top of a mountain on the off chance that someone is going to happen by with a camera.
DeleteSomeone tells you they saw a 8 foot hairy creature smashing two rocks together near a river and without hesitation some genius says, "Bear, Dumbass!". Yes, genius, a bear that can pick up rocks, and run away on two legs swinging its arms and ducking under trees. That kind of bear.
Sometimes the simplest answer is that you've seen an animal that is not recognized by science. Here, and in other places, that THING is known by bigfoot or sasquatch or whatever. I'm sure the giant panda, the bili ape, the snub nosed monkey and the giant squid had the same arguments. All bad ones I presume.
Answer me this: When was the last time you saw a video of a giant panda in the wild? Let me remind you that they live in a naturally green habitat about the size of Gary Indiana. Let me also remind you that they are GIANT. Let me also remind you that they are black and frickin white. I know you would be certain of how stupid people are for believing in them except for the fact that you have a pillow pet that looks like one. -- d3w177
I find your infatuation with mythical beasts fascinating too.
DeleteI can make up stories too and have done so, right here on this blog. You suckers fall for them every time. You freaks were called out and exposed for what you are and responded with the same old deluded anecdotal crap. Go back to calling me names, geeeez.
DeleteAnon12:17. . What a dork. He had a mental problem, but the diagnosis eludes me- need a little help here .
DeleteOkay. I'll just assume then that you HAVE seen giant pandas in the wild. Do you know why Jane Goodall finally decided to take up permanent residence in the rain forests waiting for the gorillas? All she had to go on was the stories of the natives. Stupid, crazy stories from dumbass yokels who just happened to be telling the truth. There are two types of people who believe in bigfoot: 1. Skeptics who have examined the evidence logically and were swayed by the facts and 2. Skeptics who had to change their minds when they saw one face to face. So the whack jobs are plenty familiar with skepticism.
Deletehaha :) funny ones keepin coming
ReplyDeleteI love the second video. Kid is filming pond water (because that makes sense), pans over to another kid wearing a Snuggie, decides that is of little interest to him, turns and points his camera to the dirt around him. Classic. A definite 5 on a scale of 1 to 5 Dyers. -- d3w177
ReplyDeleteThat is the Rio Grande River, not a pond.
DeleteBoth fakes. The first, if I saw something upright and running, my first thought would be that's a person and not to say over and over, "What's that?" From all I read, Bigfoot runs away from people and not parallel to them for a rather long distance. If bigfoot is so aware of its surroundings, the first video wouldn't exist. The second, the person is in a cheap costume and walking like a gorrilla with their hands planted on the ground. The walk is clumsy suggesting they're faking and the arms are super long and stiff. It seems almost as if the costumed person has extensions inside the arms making them look unnatural. The kid even pans away and shoots the ground and then pans up. The creature is suddenly gone. Shocker. Another 30 second video of the same old fake routine.
ReplyDeleteProve it's fake, troll. These are as real as the Patterson Grimlin video.
DeleteWell played 11:41.
DeleteThese are illegal aliens.
ReplyDeleteHow dare anyone refute this shocking evidence of bigfoot. Only trolls, skeptics, haters etc. would deny this overwhelming evidence of El - sasquatcho. We now know that besides riding trains, killing dogs, ripping deer apart, building stick houses, throwing rocks and stinking that they are active in the employ of the Mexican drug cartels. They can haul giant loads of drugs into the US undetected and they also are to blame for the hundreds of mutilated corpses found along the border. Time to kill one of these criminals.
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First one is very likely real. Nanas are notoriously horrible with a camera.
ReplyDeleteI would not suggest running around with blankets and a camera in and around Laredo. You could easily draw the wrong type of attention. Just saying...
ReplyDeleteit's a broken down hick-truck! or maybe it's burned either way it's still a hick-truck!
ReplyDeleteI need coffee, where the f*ck is my coffee?
ReplyDeleteThis looks like the real deal, folks. If you claim this is fake, prove it.
ReplyDeleteOne more time... I am not and Sally is not posting ANYTHING on the BF tabloid sites or any sites for that matter. There are sick individuals out there that are impersonating us though and are posting things in our names. Of course the owners of the sites don't care because it gets them more BF drama and therefore more readers. They do not know me, they do not know Sally or any of the other people that are so generously helping with this endeavor. If you don't read it here, then it isn't me posting it. I hope this is abundantly clear.
ReplyDeleteYou do realize that the people pretending are just being silly right?
DeleteI eagerly await the FB/FB breakdown.
ReplyDeletegood lord!!!
ReplyDeleteMuch better than PGF. I'm now convinced bigfoot is real.
ReplyDeletePrecisely, look at the compliant gait on that creature, amazing. It glides along, as if on a cushion of air. This is monumental. Why are the news channels not picking up on this great footage?
DeleteThe first film shows the rare black speckwatch jogging. Gotta love the filming through the trampoline nets without a step to the side for continued recording of the speckwatch jogging in broad daylight for exercise across the field for no apparent reason. Another day another fake film that has generated much amusement to those who loaded them. The gullible are taken in every time.
ReplyDeletenew anony
Probably fake? They have to use the word probably in the article title? These are so fake and staged that there's no probably about it.
ReplyDeleteLooking at the casa grande video it may be the creature was hiding by the tree on the left before making a run for it.If you look to the right of the picture there appears to be a house in the distance.That could be why the creature did not run directly away from them in that direction.It appears to pick up speed toward the end of this video. The creature appears to be about 200-300 yards distant. I dont see how a person in a suit could cover that much distance that quickly.This video needs to be analyzed further.
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