TeamTazerBigfoot Unveils Blobsquatch Enhancement Software

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They've done it. They've finally done it. After spending $12 million dollars, 3 years of coding, and 2 years of consulting with Facebook Find Blobsquatch, the "Blobsquatch Enhancement Software" has made it out of Beta testing and finally gone gold. You've seen it used by several Bigfoot researchers on YouTube, and now that all the kinks have been ironed out, it's easier than ever to bring your blobsquatches to life. Check it out my friends, being right has never been so easy.

This patent pending technology uses up to 100 EC2 servers on the Amazon Cloud service just to generate one photo enhancement.

Courtesy of TeamTazerBigfoot:

Comments

  1. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 10:38:00 AM PDT

    I hope the bugs are fixed, as the Beta copy I tested kept converting my Blobsquatches into Giraffes.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 10:52:00 AM PDT

      I hear ya (except I was getting slugs). I'm going to wait for 2.0 -- besides, I heard it will have a beeper system that circles and lists every visible FB/FB confirmation point.

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    2. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 11:00:00 AM PDT

      Geo-Cache and Geo-Coded red circles, now that's innovative.

      I take it Salt Forks whole area just gets permanently circled though?

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  2. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 10:40:00 AM PDT

    I'm sold!

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  3. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 10:47:00 AM PDT

    Why all the expense when all you had to do was hop over to their website?

    http://mebigfoot.com/

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  4. LeeThursday, June 21, 2012 at 11:38:00 AM PDT

    This is funny as hell now we can put the Blobsquatch any were we wont even in woods behind my house.

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  5. Averege JoeThursday, June 21, 2012 at 11:49:00 AM PDT

    I guess we now tag Team Tazer with the Big Foot Comedy Club! I have laughed at every one of their satires. They are funny and intelligent guys. They know how to poke fun right in the correct areas "IF I could get a million dollars donated!"

    But I am losing any kind of serious respect for these guys. I hope they dont come up with something serious now. Because I will immediately think its a joke and wonder who they are playing it on.

    I guess we know now that Team Tazer is not a serious research group and dismissed from any conversation that includes serious researchers?

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    1. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 11:56:00 AM PDT

      I think Ryan the Hunter or Mebigfoot get's that moniker Bud. Tazer has some miles to go.

      http://www.youtube.com/user/RyanTheHunter
      http://mebigfoot.com/

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    2. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 5:43:00 PM PDT

      Joe mama, everything on this site is strictly entertainment. Now come on its Depravity Thursday so lets get some good raunchy comments going.

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  6. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 11:55:00 AM PDT

    guys check out my latest video. turkey hunter has sex with sasquatch

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  7. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 12:03:00 PM PDT

    This is the funniest yet! And I agree with Average Joe, I think it's always been a joke, teamtazerbigfoot has always been satirical, it's their 'shtick'. They are never to be taken seriously, it's all just a joke to stir up the online forums, and it works.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 12:10:00 PM PDT

      I think it's always been a joke, teamtazerbigfoot has always been satirical,

      I agree with both of you; but also say MORE :)

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  8. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 12:13:00 PM PDT

    Meldumb Here...Can I use this software with footprints? For that matter can I take a picture of grown lady and see through her, say...in a virtual manner. Well, got a bit off track there but no pun intended. We're talking Blobsquatch and not Boobsquatch. Gotta go..."No Cliff I don't want to look at anymore of those damn London prints but I would enjoy a little blonde lassie right now. Damn my mind is in the gutter. Back to feet."

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  9. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 12:20:00 PM PDT

    footers owned yet again, bunch of retards

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  10. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 12:50:00 PM PDT

    Steve Jobs would be jealous of such innovation.

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  11. trollThursday, June 21, 2012 at 2:28:00 PM PDT

    so wee todd did. sofa king wee todd did

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  12. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 2:43:00 PM PDT

    Only 16 comments. Do you think footers are really starting to wise up to this place? mmmh! methinks not :)

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    1. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 5:45:00 PM PDT

      Yes 16 aint much but its a lot more than the extinct podcast gets. That one should go extinct.

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    2. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 10:34:00 PM PDT

      Oh I don't know. The last episode was pretty funny.

      Guest line up:

      Janice Carter
      Henry May
      Tim Fasano
      Tim Stover
      SquatchMaster

      feel free to append others.

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  13. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 3:45:00 PM PDT

    Funny but not that funny - needs refining

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    1. AnonymousFriday, June 22, 2012 at 12:26:00 AM PDT

      Yeah. I give it a 5 or 6 tops. Won't watch it twice.

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  14. AnonymousThursday, June 21, 2012 at 5:46:00 PM PDT

    This will accelerate bigfoot research by generating so much more evidence. Remember evidence must not be considered individually, but in total. Thank you.

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  15. AnonymousFriday, June 22, 2012 at 5:24:00 AM PDT

    Let me begin by saying I'm not really a skeptic, but you have got to be kidding me. A fuzzy picture with a cartoon drawing is crap. You show this to friends who are skeptic and they will laugh you out of the house. I'm all for finding evidence and proving they are real but this is not the route to travel if you want to be taken seriously.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, June 22, 2012 at 7:00:00 PM PDT

      Uh, it was a joke. Holy shit captain oblivious. He was making fun of the.blobsquatchers and Pareidolia freaks.

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  16. AnonymousFriday, June 22, 2012 at 5:16:00 PM PDT

    No, you show this to a skeptic and they have no response...None.

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  17. Sean CrazyIrishFriday, June 22, 2012 at 9:10:00 PM PDT

    I would have to say that some of the lines drawn did appear to be totally out of context with the blurry crud in the image. It might make things better in some ways, but worse in others.

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