Matt Moneymaker: Bigfoots Are Attracted To Native American Pow-Wow Feasts
The legend of Bigfoot has been a part of Native American folklore and stories for centuries. Evidence like pictographs of giant hairy man-like beings found in the Sierras, created some 500 to 1,000 years ago suggests that there is a strong connection between Bigfoot and Native American tribes. Nobody understands this connection more than BFRO President, Matt Moneymaker, when he tweeted the following messages:
ATTN all Indian tribes w/ BF incidents: If your tribe holds big summer pow wow / cookout every year the smoke and drumming may attract BFs.
ATTN Indian tribes w/ BF incidents during pow-wow feasts: U have opportunity for photos w/ trail cams. BFs come 4 the piles of leftover food
ATTN Indian tribes w/ big summer pow-wow feasts: I have now visited 4 different rez (in 4 different states) where that happens. Likely more.
Piles of leftover food are not common, but it certainly does happen: Lots of discards r in bins or left in woods.
The “Powwow” term is referred to any type of Indian gathering, regarding of its purpose. How the powwow got its exact start is not known, but it was thought to have originated with the Pawnee tribe as a religious ceremonial meeting, filled with dancing and other rituals. According to Moneymaker, it's not uncommon for curious Bigfoots to come by and see what the commotion is all about and Pow-Wow feasts presents the perfect opportunity to set up trail cameras.
That's nothing, you can see them rooting through the dumpsters behind our local Jack in the Box every day.
ReplyDeleteThey are attracted to soiled panties too, especially if they been worned for three days so, hang'em high. Come on fat girls, what say you?
DeleteI hear Henry May has a fetish for wearing a g-string.
DeleteWahump eat bacon and yummy pancake and watching funny hu-man squeal like pig and Wahump no pay for reality tee-vee. Wahump prove who real smarter ape is.
DeleteThere will be no leftover food if moneymaker and Bobo attend the powwow.poor big guy is you.g to go hungry...
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DeleteI am not saying Matt was tripping on mushrooms when he tweeted this, but he was tripping on mushrooms when he tweeted this.
ReplyDeleteRemember the old saying "dont drunk dial"?
DeleteThere's a new one "dont shroom tweet"
Ya think "indian tribes" subscribe to this twit's offensive tweets? Oblivious comes to mind.
ReplyDeleteOffensive? What a Libtard you are.........You obviously have a va jay jay.
DeleteActually, he is very popular among indians. Many subscribe to his tweets.
DeleteWhenever the Finding Bigfoot team holds townhall meeetings anywhere near an indian reservation, much of the crowd are indians. They stand in line to take photos with him.
Oh go have another whiskey you drunken primitive
DeleteHow can you take anybody serious who uses insults like Libtard? come on, it's not really offensive now is it?
Deletewhy not use something like....
c*nt munching muther f*cker! :)
It's just mising the BONK at the end.
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I thought bigfoots didn't touch people food?
ReplyDeleteI think only living people food is off limits, such as cows ;)
DeletePancakes are fair game.
DeleteWhat about dead cows?
DeleteIndeed they are. Extra syrup.
DeleteIDK - I've had steaks and salmon stolen from my cabin freezer more than once.
DeleteCould just be humans, although its a bit out of the way and no forced entry noted.
Indian tribes? How very mid-century. I think I hear spaghetti western music.
ReplyDeleteInjun tribes.
Deletepow wows are cool
ReplyDeleteMatt Moneymaker needs a haircut
ReplyDeleteNot as much as he needs hydroxycut
DeleteI bet you wouldn't say that to his face. I've seen him knock out 6 guys in a bar. He is legend.
Deletechuck norris is a legend.
DeleteNo - me only hides anf talk on internets. No bar fight...ok, bai.
DeleteChuck Norris is 137 years old.
DeleteThat's exactly 120 years older than most trolls infecting this thread.
DeleteIndians have a long standing relationship with Bigfoots. The Bigfoots taught the Indians how to wrap their sh1t up in blankets and drag it around on sticks.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it of been more hygienic to bury their sh*t?
DeleteWell, before the Bigfoots came along, they ate it.
Deletethat makes sense.
DeleteI notice you Balless prision bitches aint got the guts too talk shit about ME!! the Gandolf of squtchery ,YOU DIG!!.. WHAT A BUNCH OF SMELLY FISH SUMP"S ..H MAY !!
ReplyDeleteWhy ya gotta be all like that?
DeleteSpeak Engrish please
DeleteThat's not Henry, as he always repeats, repeats himself :)
DeleteWhy he's called, say it twice May.
no one understand the connection more lmao. this ass really thinks hes da shit. hold him down bobo let some air out of his fat head.
ReplyDeleteAre you gay? There's a gay Indian looking for a date.
DeleteJealous much?
Delete# 1 BF show on the teevee
Wahump watch funny hu-man squeal like pig in woods. Wahump no need tee-vee. Wahump laugh hu-man think smarter.
DeleteWahump - meet at big tree to trade salmon? Me have good day at the river and need supplies. Bring daughter.
Delete- Waihoomkalap
Wahump daughter run off to be Mo-ney-ma-ker groupie. Wahump sad and not really want to talk about it. Wahump better mood meet Waihoomkalap and show how use trail- cam battery recharge smart-ape phone and get supply from e-bay! Wahump no live in stone ages!
DeleteMM knows everything about squatch except how to find one. Sad.
ReplyDeleteLOL..very true...
DeleteMatt knows how to get his head right ! With the glass dick.
ReplyDeletematt you can not seek bigfoot he will seek you if you worthy. If you do really encounter him you will not speak of it.
ReplyDeleteGet your facts first, then you can distort them as you please
ReplyDelete- matt moneymaker and/or mark twain
You are pathetic, white folks.
ReplyDeleteYou are probably one of those pathetic whites, if ur not white ur posting on same site as rest of us and reading and posting
DeleteJoeTroll.
DeleteHello BFRO? I'd like to report a Biggotfoot...
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly u hit that nail or Moneymaker on the head
DeleteOh, go watch Star Wars again.
ReplyDeleteI hope Moneymaker realizes how many times his ignorant but used the word Indian instead of the correct term Native American, what a dummy
ReplyDeleteI'm proud to be full blooded Cherokee Indian and I take offense at being told what I should be called. You pretentious white do gooders need to get over yourselves.
DeleteI am also Cherokee half, I agree with what your saying but we weren't consulted when whites decided what to call us we never asked to b called Indians or anything else so might aswell b respectfull
DeleteMoneymaker uses the terminology that indians use, rather than the politically-correct words that white people apply so awkwardly.
DeletePeople who think the "correct" term is "Native American" obviously don't know any real indians.
If you've spent any time with "Native Americans" you will know they never use the term "Native Americans". Actually, they laugh about that term because it's the one white people use. Indians call themselves "indians" and they frequently use the word "tribe" too. They talk about "tribal lands" and "tribal police" and the "tribal council".
The same white people will tell you that "African Americans" is the "correct" term for black people, but only non-blacks use that term. Black people call themselves "black people". Indians call themselves "indians". Go ask a few sometime, if you really want to know.
Just so u know the white man gave my people that name back when someone named Columbus gave them that name we call ourselves Indians because that is what a man who stumbled on this land called them cause he thought he was in the indies
DeleteI'm 1/32 native and that was enough to get a free ride to grad school back in the day.
DeleteI dont think Indians really care that much about what you call them as long as its not derogatory. The uptight PC crowd who cares about these things are found in larger cities.
Native Americans gained the right of citizenship in 1924. This shows how racist and pathetic whites are.
ReplyDeleteA proud Turk from Türkiye.
Proud of what and why? This is a Sasquatch blog not an international swingers club.
DeleteTurkey is full of queers. Faggot.
DeleteMathew's tweets are a treasure trove of bigfoot advice and knowledge.
ReplyDeleteNote to self: add drum and peace pipe to backpack - and a little sumptin, sumptin for the pipe.
Mathew's next tweet - add a little sumptin, sumptin to the peace pipe indians, turns out bigfoot gets massive munchies and can be lured all the way to a White Castle. They also enjoy fireworks after sumptin, but those children playing recordings harsh the buzz.
Believe Matt's tweets, he speaks from experience and as a highly paid professional.
Matt's tweeter expands upon his newest theory.
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