Why You Should Watch The Kentucky Episode Of Finding Bigfoot Tonight

This alleged bigfoot tooth found in Hebbardsville, KY resembles a human canine, only much larger. Courtesy: Kentucky Bigfoot Research Group

There is little doubt that the state of Kentucky is one of the strangest places in the country. The “dark and bloody ground” of the Native Americans has given birth to accounts of UFO’s, flying creatures, Lizard Men and even werewolves. But one monster stands out above the rest - Bigfoot! There are so many sightings of these hairy giants in the Bluegrass State that it has come to be ranked as one of the most active for Bigfoot sightings east of the Mississippi River!

We're not exactly sure what all the stories the Finding Bigfoot team will be investigating tonight, but we do know that the town hall meeting was held in Renfro Valley.

Here are some stories that were told at the meeting:

About sixty people came to the town meeting. Even me. I’m not convinced we have swarms of Squatches roaming around here. But Mason is intrigued by such possibilities. He’s usually pretty rational, except when it comes to ghosts, aliens and yes, Yeti. So, like a supportive wife, I tagged along.

We didn’t have our own stories to tell although years ago, as a reporter in Owensboro, another journalist and I camped out on the roof of someone’s home, watching for a Sasquatch that had been spotted nearby. Squatches are nocturnal, so the best time to catch a peek is at night. But he didn’t show. And I wasn’t curious enough to return another night in hopes he might pass by.

The twenty people who recounted their close calls with Bigfoot agreed that he was a shaggy cross between a man and gorilla, ranged from seven to nine feet tall and weighed about 500 pounds, with glowing red eyes. He’s able to leap five foot fences and outrun hunting dogs. He doesn’t really walk; he glides like he’s on cross country skis. He could also use a can of deodorant to mask his “wet dog” or “rotten egg” smell.

One “ear” witness said Bigfoot bellowed at him, like an angry bull. Others described eerie howling, screaming and roaring. Pretty disturbing sounds. Especially coming from something you can’t identify. The TV guys try to communicate with Bigfoot by rapping on a tree or other object. Supposedly that’s how Sasquatches talk to each other. But they haven’t answered the Bigfoot hunters yet.

Cliff, from the TV show, doesn’t think Squatches are dangerous, despite their size and the ferocious noises they make. But a guard at a secluded Hazard strip mine isn’t so sure. He told about a Squatch banging on the door of his security shack one rainy night, howling to get in. Bigfoot eventually left, with the rain erasing any footprints proving he was ever there.

The Squatch either has an evil streak or a mean one, because a Louisville boy said he was at Taylorsville Lake one time when a Squatch threw rocks at people. Bigfoot could have been practicing for a baseball game – or maybe he just likes using people as targets.

Cliff says Squatches know more about us than we know about them. That’s because they watch us. We’re easier to see since we aren’t blending with the scenery. Still, they take advantage of what they learn from their surveillance. Cliff says there have been reports of Squatches raiding a freezer on an outdoor porch and making off with deer meat plus a country ham hanging from the ceiling.

There’s more proof that they’re evolving. One person swore he heard hammering near his home and when he went to investigate, he found a Squatch using makeshift tools to dig. That was decades ago. They’re probably working with power tools by now.

The alleged "Bigfoot tooth" photo above is from the Kentucky Bigfoot Research Group. In 2006, a man claimed to have found it near an ancient burial ground (click here to read full story):

Longtime bigfoot witness, M. F. holds what he believes to be an actual tooth from one of the creatures that he found at the foot of an ancient Cherokee burial mound in Hebbardsville, Ky. This alleged bigfoot tooth resembles a human canine, only much larger. Throughout the 19th and early parts of the 20th centuries many many sources cite the discovery of giant human-like skeletal remains in the Bluegrass state, the vast majority having been found buried in Native American Indian burial grounds or mounds. The witness' mother related to him before her death that she had personally witnissed the excavation of one such grave In Beals, Ky., between Spottsville and Reed, back in the 1920's. It was discovered during the process of building a bridge over a large creek. The bones were measured and found to be nearly 12 ft. tall! The giants remains passed into private ownership and their whereabouts went unrecorded.

Below is a local news broadcast from Lexington, Kentucky (LEX 18) special about the Bluegrass Bigfoot. One Bigfoot Hunter says the truth about Bigfoot is near, and soon the world is going to witness the most important discovery of all time.

Comments

  1. I do think theres a squatch in these woods

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  2. I have decided to watch the season premier of Eastbound & Down instead of Finding Bigfoot. I will check back in the morning to read Shawn and Autumns comments.

    I'm going to guess 42 Squatch references. The show will go watch a video in the SUV, go on a hunt where MM and Bobo will make calls and hear some kind of a response, Renae will whine about not hearing anything, they will do the town hall meeting and Cliff will camp. Nothing will be found of course and Renae will continue to shoot down whatever evidence they find and more blah blah blah.

    Bigfoots Broski

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    1. You are a hoot, BB. I think you are part psychic or loyal fan. The formula works for me, especially when they pull out cool little concepts like partially eaten doughnuts and mechanical deer. I'm always thinking of Wiley Coyote and Roadrunner every time I see the episodes. Tonight, we will see what acme tool they use.

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    2. Ahahahaha all we need is BoBo to hold up signs like Wyle E that say Squatchy. Bobo truly makes me laugh, but unfortunately the new ambience of Finding Bigfoot has worn off. Wash rinse repeat only works if you find something.
      Bigfoots Broski

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    3. Ranae makes me crazy and you make me crazy, Sharon. You're both smart & beautiful and you guys know about Bigfoot. It's irresistible.

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  3. Was that footage from the EP?

    Shaun, UK

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  4. anon in Tx,

    How long do they think they can continue to hold an audience when every single episode plays out exactly the same??

    In all honesty, if I had a place with BF activity I would not want these guys coming out to pass judgement on my report based on ??? Then spend a single night all lit up with camera crew filming every step. No wonder they never get anywhere.

    The show makes everyone in the business look foolish. It's hard enough to get taken seriously without all this. I'd be okay if they got dropped personally. I think all the new "bigfoot related" shows coming out will do even more damage....

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  5. I get where you're coming from. I think another season in and they can evolve this even more. I'd really like to see a season ender where they make a base camp deep in the Washington forest, and then go out separately and camp alone a mile in each direction from the camp with someone left at base camp. I'd like to see a more Blair Witch time line for this where they spend a week or more in the woods, get to see them cohabitating, waking up nightly, taking shifts, and hearing shit. I think the biggest appeal of the show is the concept of man's natural inherent fear of the woods and what lives in the darkness and then the show succeeds because the characters are so lovable and quirky.

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    1. Anon in Tx

      The truth is... any good organization that really has anything going on is not gonna invite a parade of folks out to mess up what they have worked.

      It's a great formula for getting a message of BF awareness out there, but does little toward a true understanding..

      TT

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  6. I beleive that Finding Bigfoot will get Retooled if it's gonna see a third season. There is not much more HyperBlow left in those engines so to speak.

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    1. Let's remember that Finding Bigfoot is owned by Animial Planet not the BFRO, maybe they swap the out for another group?

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    2. I would like to apply for one of the new team members. I'm almost sure that I can tone down my language, but I can't promise I won't destroy Bigfoot. I've got to do that.

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  7. The Finding Bigfoot team should go to the Erikson habituation site!
    That would be awesome!
    Chad

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  8. If the DNA study is published and the EP movie released then the whole thing will have to change. Personally I'd like Bobo and Matt gone, and a more scientific approach. Maybe Matt and Bobo can have a new show in which they are lleft to see if they can get their heads out of their arses.

    Shaun, UK

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    1. Who would you have, Ranea? She could be getting bent over a log by a big male sasquatch and the whole time she would be saying, "This is obviously a man in a suit. All be it a well hung, very hairy man, but a man in monkey suit I tell you. I watch dirty shows all the time with NBA sized men who are hung like horses."

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  9. I come from 9 generation family of "proud Kentuckians" hard working folks...tobacco farmers, wildcaters, and hunters rugged folks. I have hunted wiht my grandfather and many in my family in Ky ar avide hunters. Not on of them has ever heard or seens anything that couldnt be explained back in those hills and they think I am a dork for believing in the possibility of this animal existing. I think they use the state as a transition zone going from "one area" to the next and dont live in Ky permanently. By the way "Kentucky doesnt mean "Dark and bloody ground" most translations from the Cherokee or Iriqouian nations say it means "Paradise" or ""Meadowland or "The meadow" Kentucky is of course the most beautiful state in the union with lush green bottom lands of corn, soybean and Tobacco and forested hills and ridges...Gods country!

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    1. I like your description of Kentucky, and I'm sure Daniel Boone thought the same. Regarding your relatives who think you are a dork, maybe you can get them to take a look at the Kentucky Bigfoot site. They have done a good job of investigating encounters for quite a while, and they even have a video of the most famous current Kentuckian frontiersman, ( The Turtleman ) explaining his encounter as a youth that freaked him out.

      Chuck

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  10. Why dont these guys search by region? Like go from Oregon Wash Idaho Utah Montana/Yellowstone Canada etc. They jump around a lot.
    I heard a couple stories where experienced hunters and a few park rangers swear Bigfoots migrate through Southern Utah and Washington to Idaho since the winters aren't nearly as bad compared to the high mountains.
    Bigfoot Broski

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  11. The tooth in the picture does not resemble a human canine, or any canine for that matter. It has a bifurcated root. It's a premolar from a pig or a bear. If that isn't pointed out on their show, you can't expect any of their "evidence" to be analyzed rationally.

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  12. These barefoot 6 toed people in Kentucky have been interbreeding for hundreds of years..Plus defecating in their drinking water for another 600 years..Are you really wondering why you sae freaks wandering the woods there?

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    1. Wow...way to be judgmental. I'm from south-central KY and I REALLY hate when people assume we're all inbred, toothless idiots...

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  13. I used to work security at Renfro Valley!!

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  14. Caught the 2nd half of the show after Eastbound and Down....First off send Kenny Powers after Bigfoot! That's ratings gold! 2nd the part I caught was awful. Is it so fn hard for MM to say he doesn't know why Squatches don't attack cattle? His reasoning is such bull! Not a big Renae fan but how she did just drop her equipment and walk of screaming that she cannot work with this fucktard is beyond me!
    #MattMoneyMakerFacts
    Bigfoots Broski

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  15. I remember seeing a comment about a large hairy man of the woods in a story that D. Boone related to a writer of the time when I was doing a story about KY and its early years. Dismissed it at the time because I had never heard of Bigfoot at that time. Also discovered logs entered into journals from some western trappers that were opening the west during the early 1800's. Anyway There were some stories about the Kentucky Giants, Huge "Indian" remains found around the state. What ever happened to those remains?? Get a slice of that tooth and do the Dna tests on it, I will foot the bill if need be, K

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