Banff Sasquatch Petition
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| To have Parks Canada recognize the existence of the Sasquatch as a species and to protect it as being endangered. |
Join the fight to get Parks Canada to legally recognize Banff-Kootney Bigfoot as a protected species, sign the petition.
Yep. You read that right. It's not clear who is behind this e-petition, but last time we checked, the Sylvanic Group was in the forefront of getting Canada to recognize the existence of the Sasquatch.
Update: It looks like we know who's behind this petition after all. It was probably Simon Syncliar, A.K.A Sasquatch Simon! The petition was setup 4 days before this YouTube video was uploaded:
Sasquatch Simon talking about protecting bigfoot in Banff
Sylvanic Petition Video:
Sylvanic.com Species Protection:
On March 5/ 2007 Alberta native Todd Standing and his team received confirmation from Danielle Lessard of the Clerk of Petitions for Canada (613-992-9511), that our second submission to get protection for the species commonly referred to as Bigfoot was certified. Mike Lake had the petition Tabled before the House of Commons. We received a response on May 12, 2007 from the House of Commons as to their decision on protection of the illusive species.
They responded by giving us the name of a department and a list of scientists employed by the Canadian government that decides whether a species becomes a protected one. This department said, "Show us a body and we will give you your species protection". Not hair, blood or feces, or even a finger or leg, but a fully intact and recently deceased body.
Our goal now is to find this body, have them examine it and be granted species protection by the House of Commons. Furthermore, we have a plan of action (that will need to implemented across the continent) that will ensure this species habitat is no longer encroached upon. We will be carrying out these same endeavours in the United States.
They responded by giving us the name of a department and a list of scientists employed by the Canadian government that decides whether a species becomes a protected one. This department said, "Show us a body and we will give you your species protection". Not hair, blood or feces, or even a finger or leg, but a fully intact and recently deceased body.
Our goal now is to find this body, have them examine it and be granted species protection by the House of Commons. Furthermore, we have a plan of action (that will need to implemented across the continent) that will ensure this species habitat is no longer encroached upon. We will be carrying out these same endeavours in the United States.
12 signatures and a whole bunch of adds! Still a ways to go. Looks like they need a new petition on a different website. Don't know if I would want to sign that one.
ReplyDeletewith this retard as the face of this petition. then it's in big trouble! i wouldn't doubt that bigfoot got a petition against this group's petition. what a a-wipe! this dork gives trucker hats a bad name. sorry dude, i know you love what your doing! but you cuz, are not the face for sasquatch research!!!! down-syndrome or partial birth abortion research is calling!!
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