Firefighters Hunting Down Bigfoot
Firefighters are hosting a fundraiser event, with a competition where entrants will try to hunt down bigfoot in the woods. Luckily for the contestants, it's a guy in a suit. These events have become popular lately.
M.K. Davis Discusses The Bloody Dog Print at Bluff Creek [Massacre]
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
I hope a real Bigfoot stalks and snatches some of these people and gives them a thorough high and deep rectal exam. Touch the back of their teeth Squatchy.
ReplyDeleteWow - vicious little sadist aren't you. Luckily for them Bigfoot doesn't exist so they don't have to worry. However they may want to keep an eye out for psychopaths such as you.
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