The Proctor Valley Monster
From the youtube channel of Sasquatch Central:
What is the true story behind the Proctor Valley Monster?
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
I'd fancy a proctologist shove a monster in my valley !
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DeleteHi Resume pretending to be Joe.
The BFF admins should try to figure out Resume's sock on the BFF and ban him.
DeleteThe moderators should do something about the smut Joe spews !
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DeleteHi Resume.
Sorry footer, maybe I should ease up in making you like a buffoon. You could come join us at ISF if you'd like -- footers are welcome there!
DeleteHi Resume. Do you lash out at your fellow footers because you've been cuckolded by your wife ?
DeleteIf you ever met my wife, you'd understand that I'm thankful for being "cuckolded" as you call it. Anyway, what does that have to do with bigfoot?
DeleteHi Resume. Do you pretend to be a skeptic because your own sighting wasn't believed ?
DeleteWell, after my sighting, I told my friends and colleagues about it and they all bitterly laughed at me! I thought about the experience and I concluded that I likely saw a bear and not bigfoot. When I made this admission, my friends accepting me back and I now see it as my duty to convince other witnesses that they are mistaken. If you'd like to know more, we can continue the discussion at ISF.
DeleteBless you Resume - your doing the Lord's work.
Delete@ Resume
DeleteGranted you're a low character, simpleton who's not playing with a full deck. I mean come on, you're one of about ten adults on the whole planet who's obsessed with Bigfoot while simultaneously claiming to be a skeptic. By that I mean you spend what ? 10-15 hours a day insulting your fellow footers on the ISF, socking on the BFF and posting vile things here while also pretending to be Joe and Iktomi.
Can you see why any objective person would consider you and some of the other 10 mouth breathers in your little sub culture mentally ill rather than skeptics ?
Admittedly, I used to sock puppet on the BFF in the old days (pretty much everyone did), but they've cracked down on it, so even if I wanted to sock puppet there, I couldn't.
DeleteRegarding the rest of your points, I can understand how you might view it that way friend, but I see the bigfoot phenomenon as part of a dangerous societal trend that is setting legitimate science back.
By spending so much time posting skeptical commentary about bigfoot, I'm really doing society a great service by protecting the integrity of the scientific method!
Anyway, no hard feelings against you friend and, as I mentioned earlier, I'd enjoy discussing the topic with you in greater depth at ISF.
I have something that you might fancy exploring in greater depth mate !
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DeleteWell if that is really you, thanks for the civil reponse.
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DeleteBut I'll add to my 9:21 comment that I still think you're nuts, in fact I'm convinced of it.
Joe at 8:55 couldn't resist slipping in one of his vile remarks again. This guy s getting ridiculous!
Delete^ = Fluff "Boy" !!
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^hi asswipe pretending to matter
ReplyDeleteIf you want to see a real Squatch Hunter,check out my bud Shealy. Lived near there; went to the places he suggested; didn't see Squatch.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqNAqsJSJN0
In 1999, Dr. Birddoo was asked to examine Joe Iktomi's anus in his offices in San Pedro, California. Dr. Birdoo is a famous proctologist who has frequently inserted objects up the arse of Bigfoot believers.
ReplyDeleteDr. Birdoo has testified under oath that a small colony of Sasquatches exited Iktomi Joe's corn hole and then disappeared through a portal. According to my sources, Dr. Birdoo subsequently returned to his native town of Amritser, India and has not been heard from since.
Hey We get it! you're like AC collins .... only smarter!!
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