Fool Fasano, just because you are homeless and live in the park does not mean the forest people will talk to you, or touch you in your sleep. Stop calling other homeless people Bigfoot, habituate kumbaya, mindspeak kumbaya
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
well, since we can't have the soothing baritone of Mk Davis, Fasano will do.
ReplyDeleteYes but does Fasano thank you for your time?
Deletehe oozes sex
ReplyDeleteI agree, he's extremely sexy.
DeleteThat ain't sex homey. That's sweat.
Deletewhatever happened to Stacy Brown aka Stringbean? This ought to be good.
ReplyDeleteMeth pipe mishap. You should have seen it. Fake fur and video tape everywhere.
DeleteStacy seems like a nice lady.
DeleteFasano is the Jane Goodall of Skunk Ape research. He's a true ambassador to the species.
ReplyDeleteFool Fasano, just because you are homeless and live in the park does not mean the forest people will talk to you, or touch you in your sleep. Stop calling other homeless people Bigfoot, habituate kumbaya, mindspeak kumbaya
ReplyDeleteTim Fasano has Sasquatch AIDS
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