2016 Ohio Bigfoot Conference Is Close!
Henry May reports a change to the speaker list, and points out that the 2016 Ohio Bigfoot Conference is a mere three weeks away.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
I'm getting "close" thinking about Iktomi's delicious Welsh arse !
ReplyDeleteJoe
Hey Joe ? is iktomi's arse as plump and juicy as you've been relishing??
Deleteps screw bigfoot an portal's
MMC
Dogmen are real...
ReplyDeletehttps://lindagodfrey.com/2016/04/22/another-u-k-unknown-canine/
so are dogwomen. i slept with one once a couple of times.
ReplyDeleteDid you have your beer goggles on?
DeleteDoes anyone know Bob Gimlins current rate to show up to these? He goes to so many. And has been doing so his whole life. Im guessing he is getting paid pretty well for each conference. Incentives, incentives.
ReplyDeleteRachel
I'm not sure Rachel, but I would sure like to know what your current rates are sugar ! Hubba Hubba!
DeleteJoe
Evening Rachel,
DeleteYou'll have to excuse Joe's manners, the doctors say he has very active glands. Other than that he's a fine man...once you get past the sanity thing.
Let me introduce myself. They call me gentleman Clive around here and I'll be happy assist you in anyway I possibly can.
Hi, Clive, let me personally invite you to F uck off.
DeleteHave a nice day,
Rachel
I've never been so insulted in my whole life !
DeleteClive ... all I have ta say is
DeleteI aint that Joker @ 8:11
DIGGIT?
AC collins
Haw !
DeleteNever thought it was you for a minute AC. I guess it's all for the better that Rachel gave me the cold shoulder. ...I probably would have ended up slipping some rohypnol in her drink and getting in trouble.
Hey mate, you can slip me a Mickey any time ! Tiddly doo !
DeleteJoe
^ Don't mind Fake Joe, he was dropped on his head when he was young
DeleteHe's also scared of girls of the opposite sex
Just a word of warning fellas
Joe
Is bigfoot going to be there? Because I'd actually pay to meet bigfoot and shake his mighty hand. Maybe get an autograph. For my nephew, of course.
ReplyDeleteThese other people who only claim to have seen bigfoot? Yeah, not so much. That's like meeting a guy who claims he saw Elvis in a cafe in Vegas back in 1971. Who cares?
Elvis died in 1977, so that guy's claim is entirely plausible.
DeleteStill not worth paying to meet him.
DeleteHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Fail.
DeleteWho's cares? Someone who's remotely interested in the topic. But of course... That's not why you're here now, is it?
DeleteWhy would anyone interested in finding bigfoot go to a conference full of people who haven't found bigfoot? You can meet people who haven't found bigfoot at home. For free.
ReplyDelete^ and those are your xbox friends right ?
DeleteGrand theft auto is calling you luv
Joe
Them and everyone else on the entire planet, since nobody anywhere has found bigfoot.
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