Does anyone know Bob Gimlins current rate to show up to these? He goes to so many. And has been doing so his whole life. Im guessing he is getting paid pretty well for each conference. Incentives, incentives.
Never thought it was you for a minute AC. I guess it's all for the better that Rachel gave me the cold shoulder. ...I probably would have ended up slipping some rohypnol in her drink and getting in trouble.
Is bigfoot going to be there? Because I'd actually pay to meet bigfoot and shake his mighty hand. Maybe get an autograph. For my nephew, of course.
These other people who only claim to have seen bigfoot? Yeah, not so much. That's like meeting a guy who claims he saw Elvis in a cafe in Vegas back in 1971. Who cares?
Why would anyone interested in finding bigfoot go to a conference full of people who haven't found bigfoot? You can meet people who haven't found bigfoot at home. For free.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
I'm getting "close" thinking about Iktomi's delicious Welsh arse !
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Hey Joe ? is iktomi's arse as plump and juicy as you've been relishing??
Deleteps screw bigfoot an portal's
MMC
Dogmen are real...
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so are dogwomen. i slept with one once a couple of times.
ReplyDeleteDid you have your beer goggles on?
DeleteDoes anyone know Bob Gimlins current rate to show up to these? He goes to so many. And has been doing so his whole life. Im guessing he is getting paid pretty well for each conference. Incentives, incentives.
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I'm not sure Rachel, but I would sure like to know what your current rates are sugar ! Hubba Hubba!
DeleteJoe
Evening Rachel,
DeleteYou'll have to excuse Joe's manners, the doctors say he has very active glands. Other than that he's a fine man...once you get past the sanity thing.
Let me introduce myself. They call me gentleman Clive around here and I'll be happy assist you in anyway I possibly can.
Hi, Clive, let me personally invite you to F uck off.
DeleteHave a nice day,
Rachel
I've never been so insulted in my whole life !
DeleteClive ... all I have ta say is
DeleteI aint that Joker @ 8:11
DIGGIT?
AC collins
Haw !
DeleteNever thought it was you for a minute AC. I guess it's all for the better that Rachel gave me the cold shoulder. ...I probably would have ended up slipping some rohypnol in her drink and getting in trouble.
Hey mate, you can slip me a Mickey any time ! Tiddly doo !
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^ Don't mind Fake Joe, he was dropped on his head when he was young
DeleteHe's also scared of girls of the opposite sex
Just a word of warning fellas
Joe
Is bigfoot going to be there? Because I'd actually pay to meet bigfoot and shake his mighty hand. Maybe get an autograph. For my nephew, of course.
ReplyDeleteThese other people who only claim to have seen bigfoot? Yeah, not so much. That's like meeting a guy who claims he saw Elvis in a cafe in Vegas back in 1971. Who cares?
Elvis died in 1977, so that guy's claim is entirely plausible.
DeleteStill not worth paying to meet him.
DeleteHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Fail.
DeleteWho's cares? Someone who's remotely interested in the topic. But of course... That's not why you're here now, is it?
DeleteWhy would anyone interested in finding bigfoot go to a conference full of people who haven't found bigfoot? You can meet people who haven't found bigfoot at home. For free.
ReplyDelete^ and those are your xbox friends right ?
DeleteGrand theft auto is calling you luv
Joe
Them and everyone else on the entire planet, since nobody anywhere has found bigfoot.
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