Planet Sasquatch posted this video recording audio of some amazing treeknocks happening while they play the flute in one of their research areas. Is it bigfoot? We don't know what else it could be.
I assumed that 2 bigfooters were out hunting the non existence of bigfoot then got bored and played the pink flute to pass the time. Probably played the rusty trombone too.
Fake paper written by a fake professor. Some compare it to this submission on reddit where he's touting it as a new species of gorilla. The commenting readers on that blog did a bit of digging and the guy doesn't add up. Let's face it: if he is a professor, he has a position and would show up on a staff page... Try googling professor Mitchell Townsend and see where it gets you.
A Bigfoot hunting Mitchell Townsend who is in the process of getting on TV but it turns out is some sort of "Outdoors Instructor" via his Facebook page (???). This paper took me five minutes to uncover as pure rubbish. Jump in the river D Icktomi: you got burned.
Just read this: Yup, the whole thing stinks of someone trying to muscle in on the Bigfoot media scene. No journalist will bother to read that long winded cr ap; let alone try to verify it. I wonder if Meldrum gets a cut of the princely $5 bucks this fools little Saturday "class" is charging, seeing as it's gonna be just plagiarising him wholesale. Drop and roll, Icky Dicky.
And! And! The source of the original article is Mouldy Ketchup's website! Truly a scientific marvel with a chewbacca mask called Matilda on the front page! And desperate begging requests for somebody, anybody, to peer review her stuff. And a more conventional begging request for cash. Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
What this place needs is a little more Chick & Uno !
ReplyDeleteHey Cliveykins!!!! Where's our Uno!?
Delete~ Chick
Evening Chick,
DeleteUno probably gets a can full this place and retreats to the tall grass for awhile. She's pretty tough and hopefully will be back soon.
She sure is Clive. We are holding your spot Uno :)
Delete~ Chick
...No doubt !
DeleteWhat is a flute player?
ReplyDeleteThe flute is a small horn...when blown goes "toot.
DeletePlays the skin flute that is.
ReplyDeleteI assumed that 2 bigfooters were out hunting the non existence of bigfoot then got bored and played the pink flute to pass the time. Probably played the rusty trombone too.
DeleteHey Chewie, why don't you ask an adult to sit you through that study down there and see what "non-existent" left those teeth marks?
Deleteinteresting and relevant scientific study (?). at least supported by forest service officials in Washington (state):
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sasquatchgenomeproject.org/linked/biotic_taphonomic_signature_analysis_and_neoichnology1.pdf
Fake paper written by a fake professor. Some compare it to this submission on reddit where he's touting it as a new species of gorilla. The commenting readers on that blog did a bit of digging and the guy doesn't add up. Let's face it: if he is a professor, he has a position and would show up on a staff page... Try googling professor Mitchell Townsend and see where it gets you.
ReplyDeletehttps://m.reddit.com/r/bigfoot/comments/2mrt6m/bigfoot_solved_finally/
And check this out:
ReplyDeletehttp://m.tdn.com/mobile/article_76b15484-983b-11e3-ab79-001a4bcf887a.html
A Bigfoot hunting Mitchell Townsend who is in the process of getting on TV but it turns out is some sort of "Outdoors Instructor" via his Facebook page (???). This paper took me five minutes to uncover as pure rubbish. Jump in the river D Icktomi: you got burned.
Just read this: Yup, the whole thing stinks of someone trying to muscle in on the Bigfoot media scene. No journalist will bother to read that long winded cr ap; let alone try to verify it. I wonder if Meldrum gets a cut of the princely $5 bucks this fools little Saturday "class" is charging, seeing as it's gonna be just plagiarising him wholesale. Drop and roll, Icky Dicky.
ReplyDeleteAnd! And! The source of the original article is Mouldy Ketchup's website! Truly a scientific marvel with a chewbacca mask called Matilda on the front page! And desperate begging requests for somebody, anybody, to peer review her stuff. And a more conventional begging request for cash.
ReplyDeletePffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.