Planet Sasquatch posted this video recording audio of some amazing treeknocks happening while they play the flute in one of their research areas. Is it bigfoot? We don't know what else it could be.
I assumed that 2 bigfooters were out hunting the non existence of bigfoot then got bored and played the pink flute to pass the time. Probably played the rusty trombone too.
Fake paper written by a fake professor. Some compare it to this submission on reddit where he's touting it as a new species of gorilla. The commenting readers on that blog did a bit of digging and the guy doesn't add up. Let's face it: if he is a professor, he has a position and would show up on a staff page... Try googling professor Mitchell Townsend and see where it gets you.
A Bigfoot hunting Mitchell Townsend who is in the process of getting on TV but it turns out is some sort of "Outdoors Instructor" via his Facebook page (???). This paper took me five minutes to uncover as pure rubbish. Jump in the river D Icktomi: you got burned.
Just read this: Yup, the whole thing stinks of someone trying to muscle in on the Bigfoot media scene. No journalist will bother to read that long winded cr ap; let alone try to verify it. I wonder if Meldrum gets a cut of the princely $5 bucks this fools little Saturday "class" is charging, seeing as it's gonna be just plagiarising him wholesale. Drop and roll, Icky Dicky.
And! And! The source of the original article is Mouldy Ketchup's website! Truly a scientific marvel with a chewbacca mask called Matilda on the front page! And desperate begging requests for somebody, anybody, to peer review her stuff. And a more conventional begging request for cash. Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Tonight on Coast To Coast AM, Bigfootology's Rhettman Mullis will talk about Bigfoot sightings, and give us an update on the Oxford Bigfoot DNA project.
What this place needs is a little more Chick & Uno !
ReplyDeleteHey Cliveykins!!!! Where's our Uno!?
Delete~ Chick
Evening Chick,
DeleteUno probably gets a can full this place and retreats to the tall grass for awhile. She's pretty tough and hopefully will be back soon.
She sure is Clive. We are holding your spot Uno :)
Delete~ Chick
...No doubt !
DeleteWhat is a flute player?
ReplyDeleteThe flute is a small horn...when blown goes "toot.
DeletePlays the skin flute that is.
ReplyDeleteI assumed that 2 bigfooters were out hunting the non existence of bigfoot then got bored and played the pink flute to pass the time. Probably played the rusty trombone too.
DeleteHey Chewie, why don't you ask an adult to sit you through that study down there and see what "non-existent" left those teeth marks?
Deleteinteresting and relevant scientific study (?). at least supported by forest service officials in Washington (state):
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sasquatchgenomeproject.org/linked/biotic_taphonomic_signature_analysis_and_neoichnology1.pdf
Fake paper written by a fake professor. Some compare it to this submission on reddit where he's touting it as a new species of gorilla. The commenting readers on that blog did a bit of digging and the guy doesn't add up. Let's face it: if he is a professor, he has a position and would show up on a staff page... Try googling professor Mitchell Townsend and see where it gets you.
ReplyDeletehttps://m.reddit.com/r/bigfoot/comments/2mrt6m/bigfoot_solved_finally/
And check this out:
ReplyDeletehttp://m.tdn.com/mobile/article_76b15484-983b-11e3-ab79-001a4bcf887a.html
A Bigfoot hunting Mitchell Townsend who is in the process of getting on TV but it turns out is some sort of "Outdoors Instructor" via his Facebook page (???). This paper took me five minutes to uncover as pure rubbish. Jump in the river D Icktomi: you got burned.
Just read this: Yup, the whole thing stinks of someone trying to muscle in on the Bigfoot media scene. No journalist will bother to read that long winded cr ap; let alone try to verify it. I wonder if Meldrum gets a cut of the princely $5 bucks this fools little Saturday "class" is charging, seeing as it's gonna be just plagiarising him wholesale. Drop and roll, Icky Dicky.
ReplyDeleteAnd! And! The source of the original article is Mouldy Ketchup's website! Truly a scientific marvel with a chewbacca mask called Matilda on the front page! And desperate begging requests for somebody, anybody, to peer review her stuff. And a more conventional begging request for cash.
ReplyDeletePffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.