Eight simple rules for successful blobsquatching: 1. use a low quality camera 2. make sure you have poor ambient light 3. film things that are in the shadows 4. never under any circumstances consider using a tripod 5. film at maximum zoom 6. always set the camera to auto everything 7. move your camera continuously 8. use software to "enhance" the video Follow these simple rules and you'll be sure to have plenty of blobs to misidentify!
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Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
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DeleteHe knows there out there somewhere ..somewhere..
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ReplyDeleteEight simple rules for successful blobsquatching:
ReplyDelete1. use a low quality camera
2. make sure you have poor ambient light
3. film things that are in the shadows
4. never under any circumstances consider using a tripod
5. film at maximum zoom
6. always set the camera to auto everything
7. move your camera continuously
8. use software to "enhance" the video
Follow these simple rules and you'll be sure to have plenty of blobs to misidentify!
Dear Anonymous 12:35....you gotta grab your opportunity where you find it.The trolls are infantile and insufferably pleased with themselves.I bet none of them work,or have ever been laid.
ReplyDeleteI WAS FIRST ,you punks.Before you were a gleam in you baby daddy's eye.LOL.
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