Eight simple rules for successful blobsquatching: 1. use a low quality camera 2. make sure you have poor ambient light 3. film things that are in the shadows 4. never under any circumstances consider using a tripod 5. film at maximum zoom 6. always set the camera to auto everything 7. move your camera continuously 8. use software to "enhance" the video Follow these simple rules and you'll be sure to have plenty of blobs to misidentify!
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Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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DeleteHe knows there out there somewhere ..somewhere..
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ReplyDeleteEight simple rules for successful blobsquatching:
ReplyDelete1. use a low quality camera
2. make sure you have poor ambient light
3. film things that are in the shadows
4. never under any circumstances consider using a tripod
5. film at maximum zoom
6. always set the camera to auto everything
7. move your camera continuously
8. use software to "enhance" the video
Follow these simple rules and you'll be sure to have plenty of blobs to misidentify!
Dear Anonymous 12:35....you gotta grab your opportunity where you find it.The trolls are infantile and insufferably pleased with themselves.I bet none of them work,or have ever been laid.
ReplyDeleteI WAS FIRST ,you punks.Before you were a gleam in you baby daddy's eye.LOL.
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