The Baby Bigfoot Seems Normal Compared To These Other Museum Exhibits
Who couldn't love that cute widdle face? Check out these museums of the strange and bizarre. Including a museum of stuffed frogs...
Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
ReplyDeleteLoren Coleman wants everyone to know that he has a museum, too.
Yes, but is he selling fake bigfoot casts as well?
DeleteIndeed! Only $32.00 which includes shipping.Hell, you can buy the whole museum for the right price.
DeleteWhy does Loren Coleman feel that he has to insert him into every topic?
DeleteOh and I do so like Loren.
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ReplyDeleteSorry, charlie.
Delete....2.8 kg of tension? Why don't I just hang a 5 pound weight on my member and save a few bucks...
Delete^ Why not stick it up and then hang off of your boyfriend..or should I say hang out of him ?
DeleteIf Todd Standing would have put this out as a baby Bigfoot, Joektomi would be all over it saying its real. Then we'd have some sort of analysis from the expert Dick Dover. Hey Iktomi, when is this earth shattering movie coming out of Todd's, proving the existance of Bigfoot? You told us all to just wait, we'd be sorry we laughed at you. We are all waiting, and still laughing at you.
ReplyDeleteIktomi doesn't come here anymore, because he became tired of the daily beat downs that I have been inflicting upon him.
DeleteGood riddance. complete corporate tool for big bigfoot. water carrier for the bigfoot industry. a real low life.
DeleteIt's the little guy from the BF grooming vid.
ReplyDeleteWe are hacking HRs laptop as we speak. Have the footage right with ya.
MMG
Been a while. Can we see a blog post about the marble mountain footage?
ReplyDeleteShut up.
Delete^ Does it bother you that it shows a thing you can`t handle ?
DeleteEddie Munster for sure.
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