Woman Nearly Hits Florida Bigfoot "Wide as my momma's Dodge"


A Florida woman claims that she nearly hit a bigfoot with her car while driving through the Myakka River State Park on Florida State Road 72. When describing the creature, she claimed it was "as wide as my momma's Dodge". We're not sure how wide that is, but we're guessing it's pretty big.

The woman, who had initially called BFRO investigator Jim Sherman and whose name was omitted by the organization, said she was on her way home “driving back toward Arcadia” at around 8.30 p.m. last September when she noticed the creature crossing the road “just over the bridge”.

“I thought I first saw a deer to my right, but then I realized it wasn’t a deer,” she later explained to BFRO researcher R. Monteith. “I had to hit the brakes, it was so close to the car.”

The encounter reportedly took place while driving through the Myakka River State Park, where numerous Skunk Ape sightings have been reported in the past.

Also known as the Swamp Ape, the Florida Bigfoot or the Myakka Ape, the Skunk Ape is a primate cryptid allegedly living in the Sunshine State.

The driver described it as a “huge” bipedal creature with long brown hair and a “very human looking” face, which exhibited a “leathery skin” and a flat nose with dark eyes.

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Comments

  1. Do these Bigfeet have licenses? or are they on the road illegally! WE want to KNOW!

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  2. bipedal creature with long brown hair and a “very human looking” face, which exhibited a “leathery skin”

    Stacy Brown to a T

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    1. stevie strings said that this sight report was even in the park but miles away.great research bsro !

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  3. Read this one last week. Much more to the story than is posted in the news article. R Montieth is a fantastic investigator and has had some awesome investigations going on in the past year.
    http://www.bfro.net/GDB/show_report.asp?id=47021 or go to bfro.net, reports recently added, third on down in Sarasota, Fl. While at it the report below it from Kentucky is quite good also.
    Chuck

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    1. Evening Chuck,

      You might wanna think about running for Mayor around here.

      Got my vote.

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    2. I bet that woman's *ss is as wide as her momma's Dodge.

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  4. Lets go hunt down that stinky scum bag piece of crap! and while were there we will go after the skunk ape

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  5. that lady could have had herself a fine thanksgiving dinner Wild Bill style
    Guess she'll have settle for the usual old turkey and stuffing with cranberries and gravy
    rotten luck ya'll

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  6. I'm only about 15 miles from there right now. Better lock my door

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