This secret video tape was sent to us anonymously. It's Steven Streufert practicing for something horrible. "The only good squatch is a dead squatch," he says. He must be stopped!
I'm more appalled at the 'Lions Killing Baby Elephant Video' having no Bigfoot in. I'd have thought it'd be a certainty seeing as its the Bigfoot Evidence blog. :P
What's up Joe? Angry guy here. We tied one on in the garage after the race last night. Death is looking like a viable option at the moment If only shotguns weren't so damn loud... WHERE'S MY COFFEE CUP!!
yes,you fear guns that work! they are terrible! just the other day,2 guns walked in a 7/11 and robbed it! they had a hard time picking up the lute,since guns don't have hands, or a heart beat. What a dumbass,ya gotta love these people,their logic is,get rid of locks on the doors,so thieves can't pick the lock and get in. very smart thinking,hate the tool,not the person who uses the tool. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
Who taught this dumbass to shoot? The recoil pad works better on your shoulder, not your bicep. What an idiot. He's more likely to shoot himself than a squatch.
No, I'm not a "gun person," and no, we aren't really out to shoot a Sasquatch. I'd only ever shot a real gun once before in my life, and this video is satirical. I'm just saying that to answer all the inevitable comments....
The shotgun was a Remington 870 wingmaster12ga super magnum. For those of you calling Steven a wimp, I had forgotten all my birdshot and the only shells I had were 3 1/2" super magnum slugs. That is the powerful shell made for a 12 gauge shotgun.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAppalled at a guy making a dumb comment?
ReplyDeleteI'm more appalled at the 'Lions Killing Baby Elephant Video' having no Bigfoot in. I'd have thought it'd be a certainty seeing as its the Bigfoot Evidence blog. :P
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Ahahah!! Never shot before eh? That shot gun pushed you hard, real hard like a b*tch !! Lol
ReplyDeleteThe only good gun is a gun that doesn't work,so says me xx
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter Joe xx
Happy Easter Eva!
DeleteWhat's up Joe? Angry guy here. We tied one on in the garage after the race last night. Death is looking like a viable option at the moment If only shotguns weren't so damn loud... WHERE'S MY COFFEE CUP!!
DeleteHa ha ha ha ha ha!!! Hope you are well angry guy!! I look forward to your posts!!
Deleteyes,you fear guns that work! they are terrible!
Deletejust the other day,2 guns walked in a 7/11 and robbed it!
they had a hard time picking up the lute,since guns don't have hands, or a heart beat. What a dumbass,ya gotta love these people,their logic is,get rid of locks on the doors,so thieves can't pick the lock and get in.
very smart thinking,hate the tool,not the person who uses the tool. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
he's on the wrong end of it for my taste
ReplyDeleteWASSUP, STEVEN STREUFERT!!
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OH, I FORGOT, CAN'T MENTION STREUF'S NAME..
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Why???? Did a miss a memo about this?
DeleteNo Str uffee allowed on this site. Long story.
DeleteYou have to call him Streufart, not fert
DeleteWhy is that, AC?
DeleteI don't get this vid.
I like this guy. :)
ReplyDeleteHE SHOT JESUS NOT SASQUATCH! THANK YOU, HAPPY 4/20!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJesus be dead for a long time....
DeleteBurn one for Bigfoot!
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Deletehey harry b and co.
good thing for squatch, this guy wont be hitting any targets in the near future.
ReplyDeleteWho taught this dumbass to shoot? The recoil pad works better on your shoulder, not your bicep. What an idiot. He's more likely to shoot himself than a squatch.
ReplyDeleteObamacare covers dumbasses so no worries
DeleteSteven Streufart is an American HERO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBULLSHIT!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCan someone explain this to me?
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm not a "gun person," and no, we aren't really out to shoot a Sasquatch. I'd only ever shot a real gun once before in my life, and this video is satirical. I'm just saying that to answer all the inevitable comments....
ReplyDeleteNo response to 9:32 am?
DeleteAnd why does your name get whited out?
DeleteShawn did that, all on his own.
DeleteNot sure what I'd say further to Mr. 9:32. I mean, I'm not trying to prove machismo. This is a satirical video. I'm not a gun buff. Enough said, no?
Steven.
DeleteGetting taken apart on here is a sort of rite of passage.
Trolls will be trolls will be trolls.
They can never be allowed to crush the human spirit.
MMG
Don't let this be the last time you stop by, Steven.
DeleteMMG, you should are our other video, where we turkey shoot a Facebook troll. It's f-ing hilarious, I think. Look on the same YouTube account.
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ReplyDeleteThe shotgun was a Remington 870 wingmaster12ga super magnum. For those of you calling Steven a wimp, I had forgotten all my birdshot and the only shells I had were 3 1/2" super magnum slugs. That is the powerful shell made for a 12 gauge shotgun.
That thing really kicked a**.
DeleteSteven, I shoulder fire my Barrett M107A1 standing up, a 3 1/2" magnum shot shell is b*tch sh*t, really.
DeleteGOOD TO SEE YOU BACK HERE, STEVEN!
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if learned how to hold and shoot a gun,it wouldn't almost knock you over! or was the last 15 joints u smoked 10 minutes before you shot...
DeleteDude, man, I don't smoke pot. I also don't generally shoot guns. This was just done for satire and fun on a camping trip to Bluff Creek.
DeleteGet a good ak in 7.62x39. Get steel core rounds if you can find them. Get fast and accurate. Expect more than one.
ReplyDeletethat is the worst caliber in the world,i'd rather have 2x4 than
Deletea 7.62x39
I'd rather have a V8.
Delete7.62 takes outs hogs and deers so why not a bigfoot
DeleteMountain Monsters (AIMS) huntin with tham guns - getz that critter fer shure
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