Questions of the day: Something's not right about Patty, why are the soles of her feet white?
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Anti First
ReplyDeleteFirst,can i have that? xx
DeleteThe anti carries on...
Deletedon't encourage him Eva. he just doesn't get it. that's why nobody likes him.
Delete^You don't get it, I vowed to quit the anti first last trolling and I did... Above is just an enthusiast, I am the original Anti-Firster, and that is over.
DeleteYes but does that mean i can have that first? xx
DeleteOk,im taking it anyway,
DeleteFirst for everyone !!!! xx
Everything I thought I knew about physical reality has been thrown out the window. What an amazing animal. And this dude is lucky to be alive charging that thing
ReplyDeleteI know, right? The existence of thousands of these bigfeets changes EVERYTHING.
DeleteDid i see right?,bigfoot with beer in one hand and handbag in the other,must have been Ralph the little tea leaf xx
ReplyDeleteHey Joe! What do think/ a real big foot/ or Zana's brother?
ReplyDeletedont look for foot prints cause bigfoot is wear socks and niki's
ReplyDeleteWow! This is way better proof that Big foot exists than Derek, Jerkoff Randalls thermal sperm spot!
ReplyDeleteDerek for prez!
Delete--actual comment on his "please help me out of this" Facebook post
Bigfoots know lone redneck fisherman usually carry beer and they will stalk them hoping to catch a free buzz. So tonight we are going to use Bobo as bait by placing him at the local fishing hole by himself with a cooler of beer.
ReplyDeleteI've been tracking sasquatches for 25 years.
a life well spent. every family needs a laughingstock.
DeleteI've been following the YGNALI motto for 25 years and I made a lot of money out of that!
DeleteBut, Bobo is known for letting out the smelliest farts ever!. That will repel them!
DeleteIt's a proven FACT that Fozzie is correct. Credible witness, misplaced Ford, missing beer, what else but......Bigfoot. In the upcoming episode Moneymaker discovers the Yeren, then seizes power of China in an unexpected coup. From henceforth he is Chairman Moneymaker.
DeleteAhh MM ain't gonna do shit his 25 years of finding nothing just proves he can't see shit through and is the shittiest tracker ever
DeleteI'VE BEEN KEEPING MY POOP IN A JAR FOR 25 YEARS
DeleteAgreed Harry. I don't think the Chinese Gov will allow it. Hope today finds you well. I may have to fight this cold with whiskey tonight. I bear it works for what ails ya. :). I used to ask my grandfather the time of day and his response was always the same. "It's the time that all fools die ain't you sick?" He was that kind is ornery man. Holla at me when u can. M
DeleteMr President. A quarter century is but a drop in the bucket for your honored fecal preservation.
DeleteMr. President, you surely have much more evidence to show up than Fatty Moneymaker!
Delete;-)
DeleteMore nothing...oh well, back to bigfootbuzz.com where at least they have mature comments..tata taters.
ReplyDeleteYea. Im going with him. You bastards.
Delete^ couple of whiny fags banned from Bigfoot Ballyhoo.
DeleteAny post after my anti first is nothing more then a false first
ReplyDeletesorry.... I won and decided to NOT accept.
: ] dude bigfoots abouts - .........
ReplyDeleteuse bacon as bait and U gets a bigfoot fo sure : )
ReplyDelete