TheSquatchMaster Captures Footage of "Massive" Bigfoot In Wayne National Forest


TheSquatchMaster, after being scolded by followers for posting images of gorillas and passing them off as Bigfoot last year, has returned with a brand new Bigfoot video. This video was filmed in Wayne National Forest and although it's a pretty "clear" shot of the creature, it's still just as ambiguous as his other "Bigfoot" videos. The massive figure is seen walking from right to left on the far ridge. TheSquatchMaster claims he did not know about the Bigfoot until later when he reviewed the tape:

Saturday, May 4th 2013 while standing under cascading water falling some 90 feet to the floor below in the Wayne National Forest, I captured a large Bigfoot walking on the far ridge away from us. I had been catching the water as it fell to the cave floor and did not realize what I had captured until returning home in the evening and viewing our trip to save on DVD. I'm assuming this one heard us and was checking to see if we were a danger to it,then left when it saw we were not. Amazing! -JP-


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    1. wow they just stroll now?

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    2. Johnnie Lindsey reported this yesterday!

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    3. How convenient he stops the film before the hiker comes steps out into the opening.Always hoaxing SquatchMasterbater.

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    4. That's correct anon 1:08!

      I certainly did! But This is the BFE blog!

      Shawn Evidence is in command, Not ME!

      Johnnie Lindsey! I will continue to provide you with breaking news when I am available (which is often)! DO NOT FORGET!

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    5. Thank God this guy isn't ProKill.....we'd have a lot of dead hikers!

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    6. And bushes.....and stumps....and shadows!!

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    7. Clearly a person strolling by..

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  2. Nothing but hoaxes since the first film of bigfoot and you'll get nothing else and like it!!

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    1. the nothing here is very likeable, other places where there is just as much nothing aren't as likeable.

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    2. tru dat. but some places have more nothing than this. More nothing is better.

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    3. The first footage of bigfoot pre-dates the Patterson footage. A guy named Harlan Ford shot footage in the early 60s. This footage was used in the bigfoot episode of the 70s show In Search Of.

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    4. ^ FB showed this footage as well...

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    5. BE has the very best nothing.

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  3. A visit to Bigfoot evidence yields another stupid ass hoax.

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  4. Hiker with back-pack. Next!!

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  5. Sure, it would be easy to miss a guy in an ape costume ambling along in the center of your viewfinder.

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  6. Islanders are down 2-1 in their series against the penguins... They need to step it up for game 4!

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  7. Why would you assume a person hiking on a trail is a sasquatch? I don't think I care anymore

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    1. but we care about you

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    2. Thank you. Do you want my credit card number?

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    3. To be a real squatcher you have to lean to love your nothing and take it like a man.

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    4. What am I supposed to lean on?

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    5. I guess if I have to, I'll lean on your rectum

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    6. Ok! Would really enjoy that!

      - Rictor

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    7. You may not care, but you'll be back.

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  8. TheSquatchMaster is simply hoaxing scum.

    The guy has been lucky enough to capture several of his 'encounters' on film.

    Alas it seems most of these sightings occur near the gorilla pen at his local zoo.

    Despite this BS he has managed to log over 800K views on youtube.

    MMG

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    1. I think his appearance on FB is responsible for a great many of those hits. It may be the other way around-his successful channel caught the attention of the shows producers....

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    2. Hoaxing scum says it all.

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    3. Hoaxing scum. LOL. I like that. It's better than some other descriptions on this site such as serial hoaxing jackass, ass clown, or ass hat.

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    1. H,what did the Doc say about the shit running out of your eyes? How's the taterhole holding up?

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  10. Huh, thought 2013 was supposed to be year of the bigfoot. This shit is getting depressing.

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    1. Just wait til the Sykes study comes out! We shall be vindicated!

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    2. The London Times was already reporting that two of the tested samples in the Sykes are consistent with an unknown primate.

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    3. I think he found something interesting in an old Yeti sample. That explains the delay as well as the bigfoot related visit to North America.
      If he found nothing, I think this would have been wrapped up awhile ago...

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    4. Sorry, but even if the results come back "unknown primate" that proves nothing.

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  11. Hey the whole week I was in Salt Fork I never seen the Hoaxmaster there. I talked to most all the park rangers and they think he is a joke. I even went to where he filmed the tree shaker video and to the cemetery he stays at. He works very hard at his views and subs but that's all done in the tags.

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    1. True dat.True dat.

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    2. Dat true. Dat true

      The bizarro True Dat guy

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    3. I concur. I concur.

      ConcuroMan

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  12. At the :25 mark it looks like Cinnamon the monkeybear is standing right next to him. Probably looking for turtles.

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  13. Absolute shit. The worst ever.

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    1. Absolute shit, the worst ever says it all too.

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    2. but where there's shit, there's gotta be a pony, right?

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    3. Who will think of the children?

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    4. Absolute is absolute. It's a pile of manure.

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    1. It's true Shawn scraped the slime from the bottom of the barrel with this one, but it helps to make Fasano vids easier to stomach. Let's be positive.

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    2. Timothy Fasano is an American hero!

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    3. Outta here? Nah. You'll be back. The comments are irresistable.

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  15. dude in a t shirt. lol sad...

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  16. I'm not buying this one either. He has too many suspect videos as it is. He always finds things when he gets home and posts the videos six months later.

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    1. Ya think.

      Which ones are people buying?

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  17. This assclown isnt even a first rate idiot

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    1. I much prefer the ThighMaster's vids. She can actually crack coconuts between her beefy thighs.

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    2. As in Bozo the ass clown?

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  18. I've scratched with the itch mites
    I've weaved with the weevils
    And slept with a bedbug.

    THE GOOSEBERRY WITCHBROOM APHIDS ARE DYING FOLKS !

    Tired of wasting time with bigfoot ? ...Come to our IRA meeting tonight at W.M's. Steakhouse ("where we want to put our meat in your mouth") and learn how you can help save the planet.

    Walter Melon IRA (insect rights activist)

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  19. (bigfoot)

    I'm gettin May-aaad again !


    ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!

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  20. Since the videographer cut the film off before the subject could step out from behind the trees, and the slow motion showed no unusual gait, and no person was put up there for size comparison, and it looked like the subject wore pants, and it would be a natural place for a human to stand to view the falls, this appears to be a hoax.

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  21. Right then just to go over it again.......I'm going to bring my camera down from viewing the top of the water fall and when its past the level of the cliff you will be standing on, come out from behind the big tree so no-one can see you get into position. I'll then raise the camera up again and you start walking back towards the trees. Ok. Right, here we go, Take 1.......

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  22. That's Rick Dyer, Master Baiter.

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