I just saw a mermaid
Last year, Animal Planet television aired a special called "Mermaids: The Body Found," that basically proved the existence of mermaids. According to the Animal Planet documentary, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) confirmed that mermaids exist and that they are growing in numbers. This year, another documentary based on the first one titled, "Mermaids: The New Evidence" will prove (once again) that mermaids really do exist by showing more mermaid footage and evidence such as unclassified photographs of fishermen posing with a shark attacked with unidentifiable spears. The episode is part of Animal Planet's Monster Week which started on May 20th and includes all-new stories about the world's most legendary and mysterious creatures. The new Mermaids returns this Sunday (May 26th), starting at 8PM E/P.
Watch this video if you're not sure mermaids exists:
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| Fishermen pose with a shark attacked with unidentifiable spears. Image Credit: APL/DCL |
The mermaid show was a Mockumentary not a true documentary.
ReplyDeleteAnd the shark photo was fake.
theres as much chance of mermaids being real as bigfoot.
Deletecome on guys... 10 foot apes running around America undetected... I mean come on guys.. think!
The day after that "documentary" came out, Shawn had a few posts about it. The comments were startling: There are people out there that believe in mermaids. Forgot what they were calling them though; something retarded like sea-apes....
Deletepeople believe in magic monkeys so mermaids... why not!!
Delete^ and you're the one following both! LMFAO!
DeleteWRONG! leave it to the skeptards to deny a creatures existance that has been PROVEN to be real by real NOAA scientists! Keep drinking that government kool aid and TARD ON!
DeletePfft
ReplyDeleteFirst-Tx
ReplyDeleteIt counts biatches
^FALSE FIRST!!!
DeleteFirst.... The correct way!!!
DeleteTerrible acting on that video-Oh My God that was bad.
ReplyDeleteThe worst.
DeleteI don't think it's a seal man!
DeleteUm DUH! It's a sea man!
Anything from Texas is never first--3rd at best.
ReplyDeleteWe're first in number of executions, does that count?
DeleteThe more texans the die in a year --innocent or not--is first in my book.
Delete^Sometimes he gets them menstrual cramps real bad.
Deletemockumentary hello..... mcfly!!
ReplyDeleteShawn did you think that shite was real?
ReplyDeleteAs real as the Bigfoot in my freezer :-)
DeleteWhen do we get to see it!? Is there a membership fee?
DeleteMore real than the Bigfoot in Justin's freezer? ;o)
DeleteMMG
BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN:
ReplyDeleteSHAWN EVIDENCE HAS A BIGFOOT IN HIS FREEZER!!!
I also have an alien in there too.
DeletePlease put them in seperate freezers even though they have the same dna
Delete(clive squashy)
DeleteShawn's been holding out - with all these neat things in his freezer...probably laughing at us the whole time.
He is "The Pwned Ranger.
QUICK! Call Biscardi! He pays good money for freezers!
Delete(clive squashy)
ReplyDeleteI tawt I taw a puddy tat...
Does anyone know when Dr Melba Ketchum's paper regarding bigfoot is due to be released?
ReplyDeleteI haven't been following the bigfoot community for a while now and was hoping to catch the release of this paper on main stream news.
Does anyone know when she will be releasing her ground breaking paper?
Thanks
HAHAHAA YOUR FUNNY!!!!!!!!
DeleteWow, that was some really bad "oh my god, tell me you got that" acting.
ReplyDeleteI liked the Where is the zoom on this thing?!?
DeleteI heard that a R. Dyer is set to make an announcement stating that he has a mermaid body. More details to come when my source updates me.
ReplyDeleteMermaids have lovely breasts,like Sharons
ReplyDeleteThe pwned/got nothing/magic monkey troll thinks about Sharon Hill's breasts often.
DeleteHe also has a morbid fascination for James Randi's pee-pee.
MMG
Sharon Hill....yum.
DeleteLike the subject of the PGF, mermaids have no taterholes or vagina's. Clearly, mermaids and bigfoots are related. I am a cryptotatertwatologist....
DeleteEnoch ya!
ReplyDeleteEnoch, noch, noch. Who's there? Nothing.
DeleteNothing who? Nothing and you'll like it...
Set the hook peckersniff.
ReplyDeleteit would have been nice if the kid would not pan back & forth to his buddy & concentrate on the mermaid/fish.
ReplyDeletebut I must say with boosting my zoom in, it was impressing.
That's just because you're an idiot.
DeleteThese guys graduated first in their "How to act in a Bigfoot/mermaid hoax video" class.
ReplyDeleteIt is no secret to seasoned Bigfoot investigators that mermaids are frequently sighted near mineshafts. Ancient native legends mention mineshafts, Bigfoot and mermaids. In fact, coastal tribes have 350 different names for mineshaft, mermaid, and Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteDo mermaids have taterholes?
DeleteNo. Mermaid hoaxers, like bigfoot hoaxer Roger Patterson, always attach them with cheap scotch tape and they fall off...
Delete(cive squashy)
DeleteInteresting theory...but you're gonna have to dig a little deeper.
CGI
ReplyDeleteShawn, stop deleting the Rectum Wrecker comments. Doctor actually likes it and besides it's a compliment. Who wouldn't want to be known as a rectum wrecker?
ReplyDeleteC'mon I thought everyone knew that all this Mermaid stuff was BS! Bigfoot I believe...Mermaids not so much.
ReplyDeleteMisfit Guy
(bigfoot)
ReplyDeleteThis place smells like a shithouse door on a tuna-boat
...Or mermaid.
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!
Rick Dyer should piss off the mermaid community by saying he has a body of one. Anyways, this shit is fake as hell just like the Bigfoot monkey.
ReplyDeletereplace "seal" with "bear" and show a blurry stump and you have almost all the damn "evidence" you post on here.
ReplyDeleteSo this is CGI, ok? Or are the know it alls suggesting someone is dressed in a freaking outfit and swimming around. Just curious. BTW, shouldn't all you doubters be at religious sites making fun of people who believe in a great Creator?
ReplyDeleteMermaid tail with bigfoot upper body for sure!
ReplyDelete*starts a slow clap*
Animal Planet just lost their credibility, if they claim that mermaids exist based on what they say NOAA says. NOAA OFFICIALLY DENIES THE EXISTENCE OF MERMAIDS. http://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/mermaids.html
ReplyDelete"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea"?
ReplyDeletebigfoot ambling about north America. that is not enough 4u idiots. now u want mermaids to exist. it has the usual ingredient's in it. shit camera don't wait 4 it 2 move.shit
ReplyDeleteshit it did move. I didn't watch it all the way through as allthe usual hoax ingredients were ij place ieover over speaking commentary ,cant get the zom to work in time,just enough to sow you their mate with a fish tail flop over rock. utter ridicules student nonsense. wasn't even that good. at least they could have got a good looking blond hottie to do the part since that is how mermaid's look as we all now.
Deletethere is no way old fisherman got confused with manatees , before hey were categorised, no that's common sense. there is half fish people in the sea and 10ft ape/lemur/hybrid humans in north America. yup its an exciting world
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ReplyDeleteIn 1956, I saw a Sasquatch when I was 9 years old. Big Foot knowledgements were not made public at that time.
ReplyDeleteno bigfoot didn't exist till p/g film,everyone knows that! don't know what u saw but it was know bf.
ReplyDeleteour 9ft900pd pe/lemur.hybrid humans didn't come out to playing the woods till the 60's.fact
It looks exactly like what I saw about a month ago diving off a rock in New Zealand same movement looks everything
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