Watch: This Is The Fastest Squirrel In The World


This is so embarrassing. How would you feel if you lost a race to some guy wearing a mascot outfit while having a five second head start?

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    1. Just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut in this world.

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    2. Never trust a squirrel. It's nothing but a rat with a bushy tail.

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    3. Rocket J Squirell would fly. Now what about that?

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  2. Squirrel? I'd rather see videos about a fake giant ape! That's much more entertaining!

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    1. Not as entertaining as the people that believe in those magic monkeys you speak of.

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    2. I like pandas. I believe they are real

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    3. I like fake monkeys that mate with pandas and sloths

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    4. Manbearpigs are real damn it!!

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    5. I love My Pretty Pony. He is real. My Barbie doll rides on his back

      Angela

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  3. Haha! Personally, I'm enjoying these goofball off-topic posts during this dearth of any fresh Bigfoot news.

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  4. So glad I saw that video. Very deeply touched, almost life changing, I would say.

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  5. Hey.... that isn't a real squirrel! I feel violated....

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  6. IF BIGFOOTS DONT EXIST, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN ALL THE ROCK SOLID SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE?? HUH??

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    1. I saw a bigfoot about 2 years ago in northern oregon. It looked exactly like a bear.

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    2. I saw 1 too. It looked identical to a man in a ghillie suit. Very odd

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    3. The bigfoot I saw looked like a blob on a thermal that's how I knew it was a bigfoot. Plus it sounded like a coyote that just reconfirmed in my head it was a squatch

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    4. OK, your parents asked me to come here today because...well, they’re a little concerned. And you know what? They should be. Because I’ve sat where you’re sitting and I know right where your headed, and it isn’t pretty.

      I’ll start by telling a little story. There was this guy who was a little curious about Bigfoot. Nothing wrong with that, it’s natural. It starts innocently enough with a little casual research on the Internet. To his amazement he finds a whole world he never knew existed. He’s excited and wants to learn more. He shells out $30 for a “Bigfoot DNA Study” by some Doctor Crazypants. He starts sneaking out at night to leave blueberry bagels in his backyard. Soon he’s hanging out on the habituation forum on BFF and saying things like “Yeah, Robert Lindsay really is a fine journalist.”

      But that’s not the end. He hasn’t hit bottom yet. You want to know what bottom looks like? It’s when you wake up one morning, to find you’re living with a family of Bigfoot, in a van, down by the river.

      That’s enough for today. We’ll talk again soon.

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    5. very informative. Thanks!

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  7. I would have been happy to make it to the finish line in the shape I'm in. :(

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  8. if that had only been recorded by a thermal, we would have seen several thousand bigfoots.

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