Breakdown: Easter Bigfoot Footage
In this video, Michael Merchant discusses the Easter Sunday footage. He is asking if there is anyone out there that has an idea what this creature is:
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
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ReplyDeleteAs first I demand no one else comment.
ReplyDeleteWhuj you talkin' bout Willis? You ain't first. Now you lookin' like a foo.
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ReplyDeleteFirst it has to be 12:25. Otherwise entry is void.
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False start. 40 yard penalty for embarrassing yourself.
DeleteThe easter bunny hops, so this definitely isn't the easter bunny. It walks slowly while swinging it's arms in a creepy fashion.
ReplyDeleteThis is the Easter Bunny's less well known dim witted little brother. He's always high (when he's out on parole). So, he doesn't hop.
DeleteAs MK would say, it is an alleged Easter Squach. Gotta leave it up to us then don't forget to thank us.
ReplyDeleteI distinctly said no commenting.
ReplyDeleteWow so funny, it should be posted a third time. Breakdown by wogivesafunk.
ReplyDeleteYou're as fuckin funny as Jimmy Fallon!
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ReplyDeletethe subject is an ordinary person, look at the leg lift- a dead giveaway. ptangier
Uncle Charlie taking a lonesome, sad stroll. Aunt Frieda kicked him out.
ReplyDeleteThats the best breakdown Merchant has ever done without sounding like Doug Henning
ReplyDeleteI liked the part where he used the filters
DeleteLooks like a storm trooper with a vest!
ReplyDeleteLOL. That's what I thought too. Although, it looks like a malnourished storm trooper.
DeleteIts peter coton cock ya flaming fag!
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