Breakdown: Easter Bigfoot Footage
In this video, Michael Merchant discusses the Easter Sunday footage. He is asking if there is anyone out there that has an idea what this creature is:
M.K. Davis Discusses The Bloody Dog Print at Bluff Creek [Massacre]
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
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ReplyDeleteAs first I demand no one else comment.
ReplyDeleteWhuj you talkin' bout Willis? You ain't first. Now you lookin' like a foo.
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ReplyDeleteFirst it has to be 12:25. Otherwise entry is void.
ReplyDeleteWe've had this conversation.
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False start. 40 yard penalty for embarrassing yourself.
DeleteThe easter bunny hops, so this definitely isn't the easter bunny. It walks slowly while swinging it's arms in a creepy fashion.
ReplyDeleteThis is the Easter Bunny's less well known dim witted little brother. He's always high (when he's out on parole). So, he doesn't hop.
DeleteAs MK would say, it is an alleged Easter Squach. Gotta leave it up to us then don't forget to thank us.
ReplyDeleteI distinctly said no commenting.
ReplyDeleteWow so funny, it should be posted a third time. Breakdown by wogivesafunk.
ReplyDeleteYou're as fuckin funny as Jimmy Fallon!
ReplyDeleteQuick, throw yourself in front of a bus-ASAP!
Fuzzyfoot
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ReplyDeletethe subject is an ordinary person, look at the leg lift- a dead giveaway. ptangier
Uncle Charlie taking a lonesome, sad stroll. Aunt Frieda kicked him out.
ReplyDeleteThats the best breakdown Merchant has ever done without sounding like Doug Henning
ReplyDeleteI liked the part where he used the filters
DeleteLooks like a storm trooper with a vest!
ReplyDeleteLOL. That's what I thought too. Although, it looks like a malnourished storm trooper.
DeleteIts peter coton cock ya flaming fag!
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