just read a very insightful article in a psychology journal on a study of internet squatters who always post "first" in a comment section of a blog or article. i won't pick on you "firsties" any more as i never realized how sick and depraved you truly are. go ahead buckaroo, keep posting "first". you are finally a winner at something in life
I've retired from being a "firsty". Being first is a young man's game and I no longer have ability or the passion for being first as I once had. I wanna thank my friends and family for their continued support and I look forward to just regular commenting from now on. Thank-you.
You were one of the best, sir. Many of us are sure to regale our grandchildren with tales of your prowess. Thanks for the thrills and enjoy your retirement.
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
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ReplyDeletejust read a very insightful article in a psychology journal on a study of internet squatters who always post "first" in a comment section of a blog or article. i won't pick on you
Delete"firsties" any more as i never realized how sick and depraved you truly are. go ahead buckaroo, keep posting "first". you are finally a winner at something in life
I've retired from being a "firsty". Being first is a young man's game and I no longer have ability or the passion for being first as I once had. I wanna thank my friends and family for their continued support and I look forward to just regular commenting from now on. Thank-you.
DeleteYou were one of the best, sir. Many of us are sure to regale our grandchildren with tales of your prowess. Thanks for the thrills and enjoy your retirement.
DeleteYou guys must be old, your getting slow in your old age, lol
ReplyDeleteGreat article!!! Beyond spooky. Lets face the facts. It's all fun and games till you piss off the goat man. Yikes!!
ReplyDeleteForth...
ReplyDeleteGo forth and don't multiply.
DeleteThe goat man is ba-a-a-a-ad. a-a-a-sss!
ReplyDeletetwo of them!!
ReplyDeleteDNA analysis reveals 50% shepherd and 50% goat.
ReplyDeleteThe goat man of kentucky, it justs shows us that those guys will fuck anything...does it have red hair too?
ReplyDeleteRevenge of Billy the Kid
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pIfFNbm2bk
Wow forgot that movie existed!
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