Bigfoot Illustrated Zana the Wild Woman [Bigfoot Illustrated]

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Here's another Dred Funn Original Comic Style. This one is on Zana. Zana's story is extraordinary. She is said to have been captured in the forests of Abkhazia, a remote part of Russia's Caucasus region, in the 1870s. Imprisoned, it's said, for two decades by a local landowner, she was described by eyewitnesses as being 'very big, strong, her whole body covered with hair'. Chillingly, Zana had four children with local men.

Russia's 'Almasty Hunters' have been obsessed with her story for over half a century and have always believed that Zana could be a surviving Neanderthal, the human-like species that is thought to have died out tens of thousands of years ago.



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  1. AnonymousMonday, July 7, 2014 at 12:01:00 PM PDT

    James peen rules!

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    1. AnonymousMonday, July 7, 2014 at 12:19:00 PM PDT

      I heard James Peen had a teenie weenie

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    2. AnonymousMonday, July 7, 2014 at 12:33:00 PM PDT

      Man Arrested at Detroit Airport With Knife 'Artfully Concealed' in Shoe

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    3. AnonymousMonday, July 7, 2014 at 12:45:00 PM PDT

      Detroit go figure - no name given funny that!

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    4. pussinbootsMonday, July 7, 2014 at 12:46:00 PM PDT

      Sounds like cobblers to me :) xx

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    5. pussinbootsMonday, July 7, 2014 at 12:46:00 PM PDT

      The shoe thing that is xx

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    6. AnonymousMonday, July 7, 2014 at 12:47:00 PM PDT

      Same guy also had big jon lil dik , artfully conceald up his ass.

      James peen ;)

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    7. AnonymousMonday, July 7, 2014 at 12:54:00 PM PDT

      George Bush SAFE in Texas : )

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  2. rumferlifeMonday, July 7, 2014 at 12:06:00 PM PDT

    Booze goggles rule

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  3. AnonymousMonday, July 7, 2014 at 12:17:00 PM PDT

    Is anyone else hearing the rumors that a Bigfoot was shot and killed in the Ouachita Mountains this weekend ?

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    1. rumferlifeMonday, July 7, 2014 at 12:22:00 PM PDT

      nope

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    2. AnonymousMonday, July 7, 2014 at 12:24:00 PM PDT

      Someone said they saw a headline scroll across the CNN news screen about it but they may just be kidding.

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    3. rumferlifeMonday, July 7, 2014 at 12:28:00 PM PDT

      you can tell that they're lying because no one watches CNN

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    4. AnonymousMonday, July 7, 2014 at 12:34:00 PM PDT

      only bigfoot shot them 2 in texas back in the 70s

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    5. AnonymousMonday, July 7, 2014 at 12:53:00 PM PDT

      CNN communist news network

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  4. AnonymousMonday, July 7, 2014 at 12:22:00 PM PDT

    Interesting read about chimps and communication with gestures:

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/chimpanzee-gestures-deciphered-in-world-first-after-scientists-decode-foot-stomps-and-hand-flings-9583455.html

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  5. AnonymousMonday, July 7, 2014 at 12:57:00 PM PDT

    WILD BILL going after that hawgzille -
    Mr. hawgzilla WILD BILL huntin you fer shure!

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  6. AnonymousMonday, July 7, 2014 at 1:37:00 PM PDT

    Uh huh, dat der hogzilla critter iza mity scary. Ima hopun ole WILD BILL dont mess his tight britches,, An all !!

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  7. AnonymousMonday, July 7, 2014 at 5:51:00 PM PDT

    Not a single snide remark about this Zana illustration freakout?

    The evidence has gone cold.

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  8. AnonymousWednesday, July 9, 2014 at 1:43:00 AM PDT

    Somebody found the skeletons of Zana`s sons. The DNA was of africans. What was some african doing in russia?

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    1. AnonymousSunday, July 13, 2014 at 2:57:00 PM PDT

      She was a nigger slave that was bought to Russia and all the drunk Russian men banged her!

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