Cha, Cha, Cha, Chia Bigfoot!
Oh, wow! Take a look at this Chia Bigfoot pet that Erin K. grew in just a matter of days ago. It's amazing and creepy at the same time! Rev. Jeff posted some before-and-after pics of his Chia pet on Facebook:
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
For Dan's leg.
ReplyDeleteGreat First Joe! Keep up the good work! Stand your ground, and fuck them!
DeleteJohn W. Jones Spoke
Yes, Joe. Don't ever let sanity and common sense complicate your beliefs!
Deletelooks like a Chupacabra
ReplyDeleteHey Harry, Rum, and Joe hope you guys are well.
ReplyDeleteRush!!
DeleteMan, I'm good... Hope all is well with you bro. Good to see you post.
All is great. I've been busy with these tournaments but I check in on you guys daily. How is the weather over there?
DeleteWe're having some of the worse storms in years, lucky I enjoy a bit of lighting! Just moved house so it's all a bit upside down but managing!
DeleteGood to see you post buddy, I'll drop you an email soon.
I hope your new house has enough storage space for all your brony toys
DeleteHey Joe! Congrats on your new home. i ish you the best of luck.
DeleteYour elsh American friend,
John W. Jones Spoke
Joe sorry about the type errors, right now I'm typing with one finger, as my right arm is in a sling. I go in for surgery on Friday, be out in a couple of weeks!
DeleteYour Welsh American friend,
John W. Jones Spoke
Jeez. Did Shawn put out a casting call for Welsh bleevers or something?
DeleteThey were on sale. 12 for 1$
Delete17,5000 Welshman can't be wrong.
DeleteFa fa fa FIRST
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This is the most compelling evidence yet. There is no way anyone could fake this.
ReplyDeleteNot with 2014 technology and materials. No way! Bill Munns should get on this right away. Or sweaty-yeti. Or a toddler.
DeleteCan...can we smoke it?
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DeleteNow there's an idea, a bigfoot bong.
DeleteThe first and second to last images are definitely phallic in nature.
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DeleteThere's a lot of penis chat on this blog,some of you think about them more than i do lol xx
DeleteAntibiotics should clear that right up.
DeleteGood one Eva. Must be penis envy
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MMC
Well played, Mr. Evidence. This ought to have sparklecake and his bronies running back!
ReplyDeleteFucking bronies
DeleteWho's sparklecake? What the hell did I miss?
DeleteYou missed nothing, bear. Go back to hibernation.
DeleteI can't sleep. It's too damn cold!
DeleteYou missed MMG's kiss off? He left us to become a My Little Pony fanboy. I think he figured if he was going to believe in fictional beasts he may as well go all in.
DeleteYeah right. Bronies aren't real.
DeleteWow Joe has really been getting schooled / pwnd / tatered / and abused today. Why does he engage in such self depricating behaviour? If I spelled depricating wrong just substitute with the word deficating.
ReplyDelete"I just can't lose in the Sykes study"
Delete- Joe Fitzgerald
Joe, you and Rusher need to get a room man. What the hell is a bronie?
ReplyDeleteA bronie as far as I understand it is an adult man that dresses up in a my little pony costume for a fetish thrill.
DeleteOh God yes
DeleteThat was weak and It's rushfer.
Delete^^^Or maybe they just like pretty things. Like ponies.
DeleteMaybe he ment to say Browneye???
DeleteSteady on, bigfooters: this one is fake. Or it's as real as the ones you think exist.
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell wasn't this advertised here before christmas? Could have made my life a lot easier.
ReplyDeleteIt is certainly in its ugly stage. Those sprouts on it kind of look like a bunch of flies on a rotten carcass.
DeleteGRAYs control the bigfoots - just saying
ReplyDeleteY'all are too much this morning! You already made me choke on my tea 2x.
ReplyDeleteDWA just detonated the H bomb on the Cascades thread. He tries, he really does, and he has the patience of a saint. But Hail Colombia that particular group of footers has to be the biggest collection of raving idiots since they closed Bethlem Royal Hospital.
ReplyDeleteThey closed ?
DeleteWhy don't you tell him youself NA?
DeleteNo use running your mouth off here behind his back.
I would suggest that the guy in question would tear you a new tater in about one post flat.
MMG
umm that looks like something other than a bigfoot
ReplyDeleteLooks like a chia dildo.
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