Amazing Bigfoot Encounters
The Shudder presents five amazing bigfoot encounters with guest narrator Cam Bucker of the Dixie Cryptid channel.
M.K. Davis Discusses The Bloody Dog Print at Bluff Creek [Massacre]
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Bigfoot in the realm of myth remains an elusive yet very real entity to those who have had the distinct displeasure of meeting one of these hirusute cocksu kers. The best defense against an agressive Sasquatch is money. Try stopping a Bigfoot charge by waving several hundred one hundred dollar bills. If this fails, one should covértly purchase a flamethrower. A WW2 era working flamethrower can be purchased for under 500 dollars. Also bear in mind that you can stab a Bigfoot in the pee wee or monkeys.
ReplyDelete^ maybe offer to suck it off might "stop" it?
Deletedid you try doing this?
what did the gooey mess taste like and was there an extra large amount from the 8ft hirsute hunk?
Some silly hunter(s) think these creatures are the dreaded " Watchers" or Angels who were sent to oversee man's development but instead of keeping a hands off approach they taught the wives of men how to strip and sniff cocaine. After a taste of the champagne and nightclub scene the wives of men grew weary of carrying shit on their heads and all parties were thrown out of the garden. Fortunately they're were discos and nightclubs directly opposite the garden. Cain (who had been marked) sought refuge in a dark bar where he became known as the "Father of the libertines".
ReplyDeleteas well as a loan shark and pimp. (Remember there was only several women) , so getting laid was quite difficult.
Tomorrow's lesson; Molly introduced into the burgeoning nightclub scene.
Is this speculation or do you have proof?
DeleteHey mate , a cute bloke left “proof “ of his visit to my flat inside my arse hole ! Tiddly doo!
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Joe
^^^ do you have a link to any of this exciting news ?
DeleteEllo mate , no links but I can send u some pics of the cute bloke as he was shagging me . i’ll shoot you an email with them if you leave ur address .
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Joe
I will repeat myself by saying I like the cut of your jib, sir
Delete^ Yes and I like the "jib of your cut/slit"
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