Amazing Bigfoot Encounters


The Shudder presents five amazing bigfoot encounters with guest narrator Cam Bucker of the Dixie Cryptid channel.

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  1. Bigfoot in the realm of myth remains an elusive yet very real entity to those who have had the distinct displeasure of meeting one of these hirusute cocksu kers. The best defense against an agressive Sasquatch is money. Try stopping a Bigfoot charge by waving several hundred one hundred dollar bills. If this fails, one should covértly purchase a flamethrower. A WW2 era working flamethrower can be purchased for under 500 dollars. Also bear in mind that you can stab a Bigfoot in the pee wee or monkeys.

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    1. ^ maybe offer to suck it off might "stop" it?

      did you try doing this?

      what did the gooey mess taste like and was there an extra large amount from the 8ft hirsute hunk?

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  2. Some silly hunter(s) think these creatures are the dreaded " Watchers" or Angels who were sent to oversee man's development but instead of keeping a hands off approach they taught the wives of men how to strip and sniff cocaine. After a taste of the champagne and nightclub scene the wives of men grew weary of carrying shit on their heads and all parties were thrown out of the garden. Fortunately they're were discos and nightclubs directly opposite the garden. Cain (who had been marked) sought refuge in a dark bar where he became known as the "Father of the libertines".
    as well as a loan shark and pimp. (Remember there was only several women) , so getting laid was quite difficult.
    Tomorrow's lesson; Molly introduced into the burgeoning nightclub scene.

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    1. Is this speculation or do you have proof?

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    2. Hey mate , a cute bloke left “proof “ of his visit to my flat inside my arse hole ! Tiddly doo!
      cheers

      Joe

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    3. ^^^ do you have a link to any of this exciting news ?

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    4. Ello mate , no links but I can send u some pics of the cute bloke as he was shagging me . i’ll shoot you an email with them if you leave ur address .
      cheers

      Joe

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    5. I will repeat myself by saying I like the cut of your jib, sir

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    6. ^ Yes and I like the "jib of your cut/slit"

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