Witness Attacked By Poop Flinging Bigfoot

Primates are known to fling poop when they are displeased, and apparently bigfoot does it too. What a crappy situation. See what I did there?


  1. Do gorillas throw crap? I thought it was just small monkeys and chimps. Who knows? I mean, who doesn’t like throwing crap? Bigfoot crap must be as big as a duraflame log, and depending on what this thing eats, if we’re talking hard or firm , a shot to the side of the head could kill you. That’s why my team is gonna wear oversized helmets from now on. Thanks for the heads up!


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