Mass Bigfoot Sightings
From Real Eyes TV on youtube, mass bigfoot sightings being reported by the local residents in Yukon.
Florida Skunk Ape Encounters
A couple encounter stories from the state of Florida, home of the skunk ape, bigfoot's swampy cousin. From the Bigfoot Case Files youtube channel.
Bigfoot are organizing in large numbers to abolish one third of mankind. This is not just happening in the Yukon but also Tennessee, West Virginia, Missouri, Texas, California and Maryland. Pleae folks start collecting supplies; food, water, medicine, weapons and ammo, crossbows, longbows, compound bows and bolts and broadheads. Reinforce your house or build a bunker. You have until July 4 2020 before the war begins.
ReplyDeleteRemember NOT to fart if you are hiding from a BF or DM, they have excellent hearing and olfactory senses. They will find you if you even let out a mouse fart.
ReplyDeletePukwudgies are set to launch an attack on the capital building. Zorg the alien revealed during a press conference Sunday.
ReplyDeleteBF ARE HOSTILE. TAKE ALL NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS. THEY ARE CANNIBALISTIC MFers
ReplyDeleteIt It with a heavy heart that I announce that PS was killed by a pack of wild dogs late last night. Preliminary tests show he was killed by an unknown canine.
ReplyDelete^ the imaginary "canine" is based on the looks of JokeTomi`s ugly doglike mommy.
DeleteBIGFOOT ARE GATHERING ENMASS. REPORTS ARE COMING IN FROM TEXAS, FLORIDA,UTAH, :AND SOUTH CAROLINA...RESIDENTS ARE WARNED TO LOCK ALL DOORS AND BARRICADE. IF YOU HAVE FIREARMS SAVE BULLETS FOR FAMILY MEMBERS AND YOURSELF IF YOU ARE OVERUN.
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