Mass Bigfoot Sightings
From Real Eyes TV on youtube, mass bigfoot sightings being reported by the local residents in Yukon.
M.K. Davis Discusses The Bloody Dog Print at Bluff Creek [Massacre]
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Bigfoot are organizing in large numbers to abolish one third of mankind. This is not just happening in the Yukon but also Tennessee, West Virginia, Missouri, Texas, California and Maryland. Pleae folks start collecting supplies; food, water, medicine, weapons and ammo, crossbows, longbows, compound bows and bolts and broadheads. Reinforce your house or build a bunker. You have until July 4 2020 before the war begins.
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ReplyDeletePukwudgies are set to launch an attack on the capital building. Zorg the alien revealed during a press conference Sunday.
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ReplyDeleteIt It with a heavy heart that I announce that PS was killed by a pack of wild dogs late last night. Preliminary tests show he was killed by an unknown canine.
ReplyDelete^ the imaginary "canine" is based on the looks of JokeTomi`s ugly doglike mommy.
DeleteBIGFOOT ARE GATHERING ENMASS. REPORTS ARE COMING IN FROM TEXAS, FLORIDA,UTAH, :AND SOUTH CAROLINA...RESIDENTS ARE WARNED TO LOCK ALL DOORS AND BARRICADE. IF YOU HAVE FIREARMS SAVE BULLETS FOR FAMILY MEMBERS AND YOURSELF IF YOU ARE OVERUN.
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