If they go “that time of the month” and she bags every used tampon in a baggie and carries it with her everywhere, something good will find them. No panties either. We want those vapors tickling Bigfoots senses. I’m not kidding or making a joke either. Just ask Jane Goodall.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Thanks to The Crypto Crew for recording this video of Dr. Melba Ketchum discussing her Bigfoot DNA paper on local TV news Texas. According to Ketchum, her paper should be published in the next couple of months.
Any renowned Primatologists?
ReplyDeleteThey need to go live deep in the woods... if they don’t they’re not serious.
ReplyDeleteIf they go “that time of the month” and she bags every used tampon in a baggie and carries it with her everywhere, something good will find them. No panties either. We want those vapors tickling Bigfoots senses.
ReplyDeleteI’m not kidding or making a joke either. Just ask Jane Goodall.