Bigfoot Attack Survivor Speaks Out
From the Dixie Cryptid youtube channel comes an interview with a bigfoot attack survivor from the state of West Virginia.
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Obviously its Jerry Cline.
ReplyDeleteI was attacked by a Gugwe and a Type 2 that teamed up.
ReplyDeleteI was sucker punched by a mountain giant.
ReplyDeleteI was molested by a canine variant type 1 Dogperson.
ReplyDeleteLane Hightower tripped me.
ReplyDeleteI have it on good authority that innocent parties were violated by Matthew Johnson and it was blamed on Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to remind you sir that DR. Matthew Johnson has saved the planet many many times. He is the leader of the 12! He is an American Hero.
ReplyDeleteThat may be but I still wouldn't want to get close to him and risk his unnatural desires.
DeleteGranted he's queer as a three dollar bill but he's on a first name basis with ZORG the alien.
ReplyDeleteImpossible visits farted in my face. Twice.
ReplyDeleteVic Cundiff slapped me around.
ReplyDeleteI was dick whipped by the late Dr. John Bindernagel.
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