Bigfoot Attack Survivor Speaks Out

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From the Dixie Cryptid youtube channel comes an interview with a bigfoot attack survivor from the state of West Virginia.

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  1. AnonymousThursday, January 9, 2020 at 4:09:00 PM PST

    Obviously its Jerry Cline.

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  2. AnonymousThursday, January 9, 2020 at 5:04:00 PM PST

    I was attacked by a Gugwe and a Type 2 that teamed up.

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  3. AnonymousThursday, January 9, 2020 at 5:29:00 PM PST

    I was sucker punched by a mountain giant.

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  4. AnonymousThursday, January 9, 2020 at 5:33:00 PM PST

    I was molested by a canine variant type 1 Dogperson.

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  5. AnonymousThursday, January 9, 2020 at 5:35:00 PM PST

    Lane Hightower tripped me.

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  6. AnonymousThursday, January 9, 2020 at 6:06:00 PM PST

    I have it on good authority that innocent parties were violated by Matthew Johnson and it was blamed on Bigfoot.

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  7. AnonymousThursday, January 9, 2020 at 6:19:00 PM PST

    I'd like to remind you sir that DR. Matthew Johnson has saved the planet many many times. He is the leader of the 12! He is an American Hero.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, January 9, 2020 at 6:27:00 PM PST

      That may be but I still wouldn't want to get close to him and risk his unnatural desires.

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  8. AnonymousThursday, January 9, 2020 at 10:53:00 PM PST

    Granted he's queer as a three dollar bill but he's on a first name basis with ZORG the alien.

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  9. AnonymousFriday, January 10, 2020 at 11:05:00 AM PST

    Impossible visits farted in my face. Twice.

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  10. AnonymousFriday, January 10, 2020 at 11:07:00 AM PST

    Vic Cundiff slapped me around.

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  11. AnonymousFriday, January 10, 2020 at 2:25:00 PM PST

    I was dick whipped by the late Dr. John Bindernagel.

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