Bigfoot Attack Survivor Speaks Out
From the Dixie Cryptid youtube channel comes an interview with a bigfoot attack survivor from the state of West Virginia.
Was Dr. Johnson Molested by a Bigfoot at SOHA?
Adam Davies visits Dr. Johnson at the SOHA base camp, and tries a new experiment to test the relationship Dr. Johnson has with his bigfoot friends. But how did it turn out?
Obviously its Jerry Cline.
ReplyDeleteI was attacked by a Gugwe and a Type 2 that teamed up.
ReplyDeleteI was sucker punched by a mountain giant.
ReplyDeleteI was molested by a canine variant type 1 Dogperson.
ReplyDeleteLane Hightower tripped me.
ReplyDeleteI have it on good authority that innocent parties were violated by Matthew Johnson and it was blamed on Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to remind you sir that DR. Matthew Johnson has saved the planet many many times. He is the leader of the 12! He is an American Hero.
ReplyDeleteThat may be but I still wouldn't want to get close to him and risk his unnatural desires.
DeleteGranted he's queer as a three dollar bill but he's on a first name basis with ZORG the alien.
ReplyDeleteImpossible visits farted in my face. Twice.
ReplyDeleteVic Cundiff slapped me around.
ReplyDeleteI was dick whipped by the late Dr. John Bindernagel.
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