Puke tells a story about where he was terrorized by a group of mountain midgets. They were 9 inches tall with small tusks. Khat will be happy to elaborate on the story if you pay her $50. She, of course is an expert on every cryptid and Indian tribe.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
The real story is that is was one bigfoot and Jerry Cline screaming like six scared kindergarten students.
ReplyDeleteJust another bullshit story with nothing to back it up. Six so called witnesses but of course no names. Meh.
ReplyDeletePuke tells a story about where he was terrorized by a group of mountain midgets. They were 9 inches tall with small tusks. Khat will be happy to elaborate on the story if you pay her $50. She, of course is an expert on every cryptid and Indian tribe.
ReplyDeleteSham on Khat
ReplyDeleteShame on Khat
Shaman Kat for all her lies.