Terrifying True Bigfoot Encounters
From the Bigfoot Case Files youtube channel comes a collection of terrifying and true bigfoot encounters. Enjoy with the light on.
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
"Researcher" Skat Hansen today reveals that for the first time she has found Mountain gorillas in her research site. "The proof speaks for itself" she is quoted as saying after Steve Kulls accused her of hosting last week. Hansen elaborates by revealing that Kihosa the gorilla shown has a "cocaine problem". I plan to stage an intervention very soon Hansen is quoted as saying. This marks the first time a wild gorilla has been discovered outside of equatorial Africa. Its just another feather in my cap Hansen remarked recently. Thanks to her online Addiction certificate Hansen is confident she can get the beast to enter a 2i day rehab.
ReplyDeleteJust because Khat has seen every living cryptid and has lied about her college degrees and uses photoshopped gorillas and uses 35 different photos of herself and claims she was attacked by a well known hoaxer and Doaent live live where she says is no reason to be a hater.
ReplyDeleteApparently several Sasquatch "Contactees" are telling Mr. Kulls that they are "very, very upset with Ms. Hansen's lies and will be personally visiting her to show their displeasure". They indicated that an advance team of Dogmen were on scene awaiting orders.
ReplyDelete'Gug',so busy at the knot hole in the men's room stall today, be mine valentine you young lads, 'Gug ' so good
ReplyDeleteJoe
^ Yummy yum yum that sounds sweet heaven itself - (licks lips)
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Apparently Ms. Hansen has expressed an interest in Iktomi as her Valentine.��
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