Photo of Bigfoot Eyeshine Is Shocking!
A youtube bigfoot enthusiast posted this image of what could be the best photo of eyeshine to date. Look what they said in the description.
I heard snaps, felt a presence, saw their formations, but I did not see them! However, what ever this was, it was right by me. This shows their ability to get up close undetected.
That's what we like to see.Some great bigfoot evidence on Christmas eve.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas xx
Merry Christmas, Eva! May all your days be merry and bright!
DeleteTwas the night before Christmas,
ReplyDeleteAnd all through the house,
Not a woman was stirring in Joes bed,
Not even an ugly skank louse.
The faked footprints were hung by the chimney with care.
In hopes that Roger Patterson and his fake feet would soon be there.The monkey suits were stuffed in an old wood hut,And in one special suit, was a nice diaper butt.While visions of leaping yetis danced in Joes head,From the 50 fake encounters he had just before read.And Joe in his panties, and his male friend in a cap,They had just settled down for a long wet nap.
When out in the woods, there arose such a clatter.
Joe jumped out of the vaseline, to see what was them matter.Joe ran to the window, and through up the sash,But all he could see was Leons thick scumstache.Joe tried to see a bigfoot, he thought he had won,But alas, it was dmaker, who had just schooled him son!Joe could barely belive it, out the corner window he saw,Freeman faking some tracks, some large and some small. And then he found something, laying stuck in a limb,It looked like a hair, from his moms nasty chin.He took the hair home and gave it to Sykes,Who tested it many times, some say even thrice.And what results did then magically appear?
Why nothing but brown bear, and opossum and deer.
But Joe was sly, he knew what he could do,
He could lie about it on bigfoot evidence,
And blame inconsistencies on YOU!
And if Joe should get questioned about his big load of bull.He could always blame skeptics and call them a fool.
Yes in Joes mind, he knew he was right, so he yelled from the shutters
Merry Christmas My Hairy Monkey and to all a Good Wet Night!!!!!!!!
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
DeleteDaniel Campbell is a failed bigfoot researcher and a pedo named stu
The wanker is silly and downright rude
while visions of sugar plum tossers filter through his pervert head
shove off !
cheers pillock
Joe
You just shouldn't have bothered Joe. He put way to much effort into it but it was pretty funny. You need to learn to just cop your whack. Merry xmas!
Delete^ Danny Stu's holiday sockpuppet drunk on the nog tonight. sorry bro , but you aren't finding any presents under your tree this year . Sucks to be you Pedo Stu
Deletecheers
Joe