Bigfoot Swamp
Tim Fasano goes over some of the problematic features of doing your bigfoot research in the swamps of Florida. For example, water.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Tim Fasano's Guide to How to get face time on the Internet
ReplyDelete1. If you can't get squat for evidence, talk about the weather, the rain, or the mosquitoes, while huffing and puffing into the camera as if you are about to have a heart attack.
2. If you do not know what you are doing, prepare a video of your trip driving to the location, where you will fall flat on your face and come up with zero, zip, zilch, nada, nothing for evidence.
3. If you can't deal with the criticism of producing nothing, over and over again, prepare a video berating those who criticize him.
Fasasno is a God. Simple as that.only a halfway would suggest otherwise. Without Tim, modern bigfooting would have ended with the Patty film.
DeleteAgreed Fasano is God. Germer is a POS.
ReplyDeleteIktomi is a halfway.
ReplyDeleteTim would also whip The "puke" using fisticuffs.
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