Bigfoot Swamp

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Tim Fasano goes over some of the problematic features of doing your bigfoot research in the swamps of Florida. For example, water.

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  1. AnonymousWednesday, December 19, 2018 at 2:56:00 PM PST

    Tim Fasano's Guide to How to get face time on the Internet
    1. If you can't get squat for evidence, talk about the weather, the rain, or the mosquitoes, while huffing and puffing into the camera as if you are about to have a heart attack.
    2. If you do not know what you are doing, prepare a video of your trip driving to the location, where you will fall flat on your face and come up with zero, zip, zilch, nada, nothing for evidence.
    3. If you can't deal with the criticism of producing nothing, over and over again, prepare a video berating those who criticize him.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, December 20, 2018 at 1:47:00 PM PST

      Fasasno is a God. Simple as that.only a halfway would suggest otherwise. Without Tim, modern bigfooting would have ended with the Patty film.

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  2. AnonymousThursday, December 20, 2018 at 4:53:00 PM PST

    Agreed Fasano is God. Germer is a POS.

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  3. AnonymousThursday, December 20, 2018 at 4:54:00 PM PST

    Iktomi is a halfway.

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  4. AnonymousThursday, December 20, 2018 at 7:46:00 PM PST

    Tim would also whip The "puke" using fisticuffs.

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