Bigfoot Swamp
Tim Fasano goes over some of the problematic features of doing your bigfoot research in the swamps of Florida. For example, water.
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Tim Fasano's Guide to How to get face time on the Internet
ReplyDelete1. If you can't get squat for evidence, talk about the weather, the rain, or the mosquitoes, while huffing and puffing into the camera as if you are about to have a heart attack.
2. If you do not know what you are doing, prepare a video of your trip driving to the location, where you will fall flat on your face and come up with zero, zip, zilch, nada, nothing for evidence.
3. If you can't deal with the criticism of producing nothing, over and over again, prepare a video berating those who criticize him.
Fasasno is a God. Simple as that.only a halfway would suggest otherwise. Without Tim, modern bigfooting would have ended with the Patty film.
DeleteAgreed Fasano is God. Germer is a POS.
ReplyDeleteIktomi is a halfway.
ReplyDeleteTim would also whip The "puke" using fisticuffs.
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