Here's some creepy stories about skinwalkers just in time for Halloween. Skinwalkers are Native American shapeshifters, and known as something you don't ever want to run across.
Bigfoot isn’t real! Neither are Skinwalkers or Dogman! When are you dorks going to wake up and realize the truth? This blog has been around for years and has never produced any solid evidence. Then you have idiots like joe posting comments about foreskin, WTF!?!?!?!?
Without any solid proof it was just a matter of time before belief in Bigfoot evolved into talk about skinwalkers, dogmen and foreskins. Just sit back and enjoy the ride 6:09 - it's never going to get any better.
Joe, you make it like your foreskin is just another cryptid on the level of Bigfoot, Dogman, and Skinwalkers and, while factually correct, it is still alarming.
My girlfriend likes to take her colleagues pens ,pencils and phones etc and run them around her fishy stench minge..often several pubes and bits of white smegma are left around the items and she replaces them back on the workers desks...we laugh about it big time...hahahah hahahaha
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
I have some scary stories about foreskins I could tell...you betcha`,
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Bigfoot isn’t real! Neither are Skinwalkers or Dogman! When are you dorks going to wake up and realize the truth? This blog has been around for years and has never produced any solid evidence. Then you have idiots like joe posting comments about foreskin, WTF!?!?!?!?
DeleteWithout any solid proof it was just a matter of time before belief in Bigfoot evolved into talk about skinwalkers, dogmen and foreskins. Just sit back and enjoy the ride 6:09 - it's never going to get any better.
DeleteJoe has solid foreskin evidence he keeps reminding us.
Delete^ hey, it`s my foreskin and I can wash it as fast as I like
DeleteJoe
I`ll bet you hold the speed record and have the cleanest dick around you pervert...aren`t you, Joe?
DeleteJoe, you make it like your foreskin is just another cryptid on the level of Bigfoot, Dogman, and Skinwalkers and, while factually correct, it is still alarming.
Delete^ I am pretty sure Joe will be interested in this evidence.
DeleteMy girlfriend likes to take her colleagues pens ,pencils and phones etc and run them around her fishy stench minge..often several pubes and bits of white smegma are left around the items and she replaces them back on the workers desks...we laugh about it big time...hahahah hahahaha
ReplyDelete^ maybe your "girlfriend" wants some real man-juice to take to the office? I`m ready and willing to add to the fish smell anytime.
DeleteI love Fish!
DeleteMMC
^ yeah,but not when it`s a minge surely?
Delete^ oh especially so.
DeleteMMC