A man talks about the time he found himself being stalked by a huge, unknown animal. Most people don't realize how quiet such a large creature can be when they want to be.
I must add that when I am "stalked" I simply cannot keep silent or quiet at all but roar and moan with glee and delight...oh, it`s such fun to feel a man`s "stalk" finding its way "home"...wink wink,wank wank,
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
Must feel a lot like being stalked by the moldy willow creek book store troll. Where is my battery donations?
ReplyDeleteKeep up the lousy job Kelly Shaw.
DeleteWhy don't you two just get a couple of dueling pistols and get it over with?
DeleteI just adore a nice hard "stalk" .. if`n`ya` catch ma drift guys, wink wink,wank wank,
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I must add that when I am "stalked" I simply cannot keep silent or quiet at all but roar and moan with glee and delight...oh, it`s such fun to feel a man`s "stalk" finding its way "home"...wink wink,wank wank,
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